Ad Noctum, you can be in charge of the coffee drinks, I have dibs on the rest…
Kelli?
Whatcha think?
You want a reason to party? Look at mine…
Oh, and Angie. You may borrow my cuffs…
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*Originally posted by Democritus *
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Oh my, what a large…post count.
Impressive.
Unga bunga
I am so here… and unlike many folks, unless it is necessary, I don’t want a position at all… no responisiblity beyond my own skin, man.
But if I have to have one, I can handle internal security…
[fierce]
“Hey you, make sure you smoke/drink/rub-in all of that!”
[/fierce]
I would really like to live on this deserted isle too, but it sounds like all the good jobs are already taken. Ooh, I know…I want to be the rich, bored housewife who has the illicit affairs with the cabana boys.
“Yoohoo…oh cabana boy!”
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Some of us are not boys.
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Some of us do not need Viagra.
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Some of us do not need help seeing if it works. Some of us have been reminded of that several times today.
I didn’t look the part (contrary to popular belief in high school), but I did play Caliban in The Tempest back in grade school. That good enough?
PS. My shirt got revoked. Too black.
You Rang?
Beam me up, Scotti!
Is there already a weed-minister?
Hi kelli!
I’m in.
Tourism would help the islands economy, especially if visitors could sample the great product. I’d like to be involved in product development.
If my hut has an ocean view I’ll do the weather forecasts (but only on nice days).
Can I be Minister of Beach Strolling? I promise to stroll the beaches diligently, when I don’t have anything better to do!
So far we have:
Me: Ultimate ruler
Sue: Minister in charge of Social Policy
beagledave - bikini inspector - Vice regent
SkySlash - Cheif policy maker
scheech-owl - Minister of natural resources
demo - Quality control commisioner
ren - executive in charge of Culture
Black Night - minister of finance
Delta-9 - entertaiment coordinator/cruise director
iampunha - cheif shirt inspector
gollum - resident Unga Bunga etcetera manager
Silver Fire - brew mistress
gunslinger - minister of defence
Odieman - head concubine.
Angkins - Viagra distribution coordinator
rjk - hammock inspector ( we have a beach inspector- schreech-owl)
ssskuggiii - minister of tanning oil/ suntan lotion application
SILENTBOB - executive puppeteer (???)or whatever he wants to be
Welfy - island minstrel, reporting to Delta-9
Zoggie - monkey butler trainer - (yeah monkey butlers!!)
Relic_11Resident icemaker/bartender
Sailorboy - relic’s assistant
Adnoctum - head abarista (?)
AuntiPam - cheif storyteller
Corvus - Minister of Napping/cabana boy
Tristan - citizen
Shadowfox - rich bored lecherous housewife
BornDodgy - Minister of Security of GNP (fox in the henhouse!)
Byzantine - eccentric senator
Palm Cove - head meterologist
FairyChatMom - lifeguard!
Still to be confirmed:
Satan:ambassador in charge of cultural import
Coldfire: export commisioner
Colin Wilkinson - public relations liason
Doobieous - plane greeter
Good Lord…I wake up this morning…stumble out of my cabana…wipe the grit from my eyes…looking to get a cuppa joe…and I see this
I need an island beauty to get that image out of my head…stat.
Come on down to Delta-9’s Place.
Where everybody knows your name. And we’re always glad you came.
Live, on stage, the sweet sounds of our very own traveling minstrel:
WELFY
Between sets we will have karaoke (like it or not).
Now accepting applications for waitstaff, bartenders and game room attendants.
Also, open auditions are being held for all you talented individuals out there.
uh, lifeguard? I kinda can’t really swim - best I can manage is a passable doggie-paddle… But I’ll gladly wear a whistle and carry a floatie thingie.
Hey, wait, can I be in CHARGE of a cadre of well-oiled, studly lifeguards?? I can do THAT!! Watch:
OK, Line up, guys. Speedo check! Can’t have you hurting anything with a too-tight swimsuit…
yeah, THAT’S the job for ME!! 
As Chief Policy Maker I declare that Grey Goose, Belvedere, and Ketel One Vodka’s are now considered legal items for import on our little island.
There will be a party at my hut to celebrate later today…Vodka will be provided but its B.Y.O.W (Bring Your Own Weed)
-SS 
err just so we’re clear…babe-a-licious female lifeguards are required to check in with me at Dave’s Love Shack before heading for their lifeguard towers
Hummmmmmmm. . . Did someone rent The Beach last weekend?
Can I have the job of naughty monkey trainer?