The new show from the producers of "Law & Order"

Coming next spring to cable television, a new series:

Law & Order: D.S.C.U.

**Yes, the Department of Sanitation Crimes Unit. They are the men and women who scour the streets. Theirs is a soiled past and an exceedingly odorous present.

Bad things happen.

Some say that garbage is innocent.

They’re wrong.

Dead wrong.**

Starring:

Dana Elcar as the overweight athsmatic Captain
Robert Klein as the ex-comic turned dour actor
Jerry Stiller as Morty, the affectionate pub owner where the D.S.C.U. folks hang out off-hours until he’s tragically taken out in a bizarre Hefty Bag serial killing in Episode 4.
Carol Kane as his wife Annabella
Dennis Miller as Drawstring Dick, the mysterious outsider who frequently assists the team in solving crimes.

Guest Stars? Plot Lines?

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Cartooniverse

“In the streets of New York, the lines are often crossed and recrossed by those who break the law. An elite squad of officers known as the Jaywalking Prevention Detail fights to protect the innocent. These are their stories.”

Law & Order: JPD. Casting TBA.

I wrote a piece that proposed that Law and Order SVU travel in time and investigate sex crimes. here’s the link:

http://www.jollyroper.com/banter/spring02/svu.html

Fair warning – the link I’m sending you to is not pornographic and is pretty much work safe, but the rest of my site definitely is NOT work safe. So let’s be careful out there …

Cartoonuniverse, the units is Sanitation Enforcement. They look into illegal dumping, vehicles blocking the way of mechanical brooms sweeping gutters, among other tasks.

I can’t help but bring up the Simpson’s crack at the series: Law & Order: Elevator Inspectors Unit

I’ll contribute one of my own, too: Law & Order: Driver’s License Test Administrators

And while I’m here: Evil Captor, what a dastardly way to ensure that you will get some bonus hits to your site!

I stand corrected, we can go with Law & Order: D.S.E.U.

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If that is who you work for, then no offense intended, ok?

Law and Order: Time Traveling Unit

When evil criminals from the past come to the New York of the present, it’s up to the TTU to bring them to justice…and their proper time period.

Jon Hein, creator of the “Jump The Shark” website, came up with Law and Order: Maritime Patrol.

Didn’t SNL do one of these? It was Law & Order: Parking Violations Unit or some such.

Me, I’d like to see Law & Order: Fashion Crime Squad. :slight_smile:

Law & Order: Mall Security

Law & Order: PC Squad, which courageously investigates and prosecutes incidents involving violations of Political Correctness.

Law & Order: 1920SDR.

A rather obscure branch of the Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms agency gets its primetime treatment. :smiley:

Thanks, Captain Bushido. It’s great to be dastardly.

Along the same lines as L & O: Departement of Sanitation Crimes Unit, we could have

Law and Order: Department of Redundancy Department

No kidding? I stole from SNL and didn’t know it? Hmmmm. Maybe I can become a smarmy comedy writer.

Then again, maybe not.

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The overweight asthmatic blind Captain. Dana Elcar lost his sight to glaucoma during the run of MacGyver (it was written into the show), and then played a blind man in an original L&O episode. I think of him everytime I get a glaucoma check from my eye doctor. I’d love to see him act again.

I remember the L&O: Parking Violations joke, although I’m not sure if it’s from SNL or some other source.