Alex_arg
Ýou think I’m obnoxious because I’m your older more intelligent brother.
Damn. You had to go ahead and tell everybody we’re related. This would have been much more fun if people thougt we are perfect stangers. Fuckshit!
You are still young my grasshoper, I must teach you. You may find truth in alcohol, but I promise you it WILL evaporate.
Good People Of this thread we are sorry to inconvinience you with a family feud. Excuse me, I have a to go give a noggie to a head that deserves it.
Noggie my ass! Remember i won the couch!
Other dopers: sorry if this becoming uncredibly annoying and off subject
Why do you feel youo MUST always have the last words in an argument? It’s annoying because I feel the same. As for the couch, I let you have it. Nyaah nyaah nyaah.
Everyone else: Terribly sorry and ashamed.
Back on topic.
Something that is language-neutral but is also annoying are obvious questions. Examples?
At the movies “What are you doing here?”
After you fell “Are you all right?”
Always “Do you enjoy my company?”
My replies:
“I came to conduct I highly special experiment on how low th I.Q. of the average movie-goer is”
“Peachy, I like to walk that way”
“No, I’m here because I’m a masochist”
Funny? No. Deeply satisfying? Yes.
At the restaurant (bar/pub):" What are you doing here?"
Reply:
Nothing, just came to say hi to the waiter(ess)s.
Nothing, just came to have a couple of drinks of water.
Also:
“I lost my wallet!”
“Where?”
What the fuck is going on?
Can we add ‘I’m Luvin this’ to the crap list? What is it with this present tense representation of the past tense. Like ‘I’m thinking this …’.
If I ever need to change usernames, this puppy will be my new, and equally ominous, moniker. Thanks Matt!
Syzygy, let me apologize for my city. You see, Jeet Jet was a small local airline which mostly provided service between Jiggle (Giant Eagle, a local grocery store chain) and dahntahn (downtown). Apparently they’ve expanded their service to New York state.
CJ
You know, I’ve just gained so much more respect for Norman Fell. Badass dude.
Newsflash, morons of my office,
‘Pacific’ does not mean the opposite of ‘general’.
That is all.
Well, I’ve said it before, and I will certainly say it again…the expression “I could care less” absolutely sets my teeth on edge.
Also, the word “parent” is not, repeat not, a verb.
well…back to spelling mistakes:
“your” a moron
i laughed at the first person i noticed using it. i was shocked the third time. i was angry the tenth. i started taking the blows like a man around the twentieth and i’m don’t really remember when i started masturbating to it…
edit: typo
i’m= i
oh! look! a preview button! i wonder what it’s good for…
Yes! Neither is “author”–use “create” or “write” instead. I like starting inane fights by correcting “author” as a verb to “authorize”, e.g., “He authorized the web page.”
Speaking of spelling mistakes…
" i " should be " I "
‘Your’ for ‘you’re’ is bad enough, but no capitalization is just as bad. :rolleyes:
Word is a solemn or mellow affirmative.
“Too bad that Joey caught that 9 last night.”
“Word”
But is Word Up just a longer version of this? I always thought it was a combination of “What’s the word” and “What’s up”?
I can tolerate “my bad” in moderation but I hate “cool beans”. I think the difference is that “my bad” is just youthful hip talk, while “cools beans” sounds like something a ten year old would say.