Hahahahahahahahahaha… Aaaaaaaaaarrrgh.
Yeah, he had a heart attack. And his widow sent a nice letter to the Goodies thanking them for making her husband happy in the last few minutes he was alive on earth.
Everybody say, “Awwww…”
Laugh? I thought I’d die!
Die? I thought they’d bury me.
Bury me? I thought the worms would tickle me.
Tickle me? I thought I’d laugh.
Laugh? I though I’d die!
Die? I thought they’d bury me.
Bury me? I thought the worms would tickle me.
Tickle me? I thought I’d laugh.
Laugh? I though I’d die!
Die? I thought they’d bury me…
BooksWoods, I saw the same article. Even THAT was better than the asian doctor who got caught in the elevator door and was DECAPITATED in front of another rider (who was trapped in the elevator for some time while they fished all his parts out). Laughing to death would be maaaahvelous!
Death by Snu-Snu!
Is that the same joke about the three guys in the deep jungle?
I feel so fortunate.
My wife woke me up the other night and told me I was laughing in my sleep. I told her I was having a dream about a Softball League wherein one of the umpires masturbated a player and then just threw him out of the game. I protested that “You can’t just ejaculate him for nothing!” when everyone in my dream started laughing at my clever play on words (ejaculate -->eject). When I explained it to my wife, she said that I still hadn’t explained why I was laughing so hard in my sleep, and why was I dreaming of a softball league where the umpires fondle the players like that.
I gotta stop with the spicy foods before bed.
. . . And can you imagine if that dream had been your very last thought on earth?
I don’t know, Kal, this guy was dragged up a large hill over some rough terrain by the scalp, which was slowly and agonizingly torn from his skull, then dropped a great distance. I would think decapitation-by-elevator would only take a few seconds. Not the most pleasant way to go, but it sounds quicker and slightly less painful, at least…
If I had to choose, I might have to resort to the quarter, but I think I’d go with ‘elevator’.
My maternal granddad died laughing while listening to the Jack Benny show. I’ve often wondered which joke, exactly, sent him off.
I hope that’s the way I go. (Well, maybe not Jack Benny, but I want to be laughing like hell.)
The climax of all my days?