If you opened this thinking it was about babies, just take a moment and think - I’m 48 - even if I could, I wouldn’t want to make a baby at this stage in my life. And my daughter is just 17, so grandbabies are not an option right now.
Anyway, this concerns something else entirely.
My psycho next-door neighbor has either developed a sense of pride or the neighborhood association got on her case. Because after nine long months, she finally disposed of the bags and bags of cans that have been sitting on her side porch. This is the same neighbor who used to drag her trash over to my yard rather than shell out $10/month to have her own service.
During the Christmas/New Year’s holidays, bags of aluminum cans began piling up on her 4’ X 4’ porch on the side of her garage - the side facing my house and fully visible to the road. Before she was done, these bags were stacked between 3 and 4 feet high. I assumed she was waiting for recycle day, and she forgot once or twice. [sub]Yeah, I’ve done that a few times, tho my recycling stays in the garage till pickup day[/sub]
Weeks turned into months. The pile stayed. In June, the neighborhood association started meeting. In August, some of the bags burst. Just last week, all of the bags were gone. I came home and glanced over there one day. I saw a porch. No bags. No cans. Amazing. It only took about nine months.
And before someone asks, we are not on speaking terms. Not since the time an animal killed the rabbit she had in her back yard and she sent the sheriff over to see us about our dogs. She didn’t come ask herself - she called the sheriff - over a rabbit - that she had in her unfenced back yard - the same unfenced back yard that has an in-ground swimming pool. Yeah, there’s a law about that, but apparently she is selective about what laws she observes.
No, our dogs weren’t responsible for her rabbit - the dalmatian had just had surgery on her leg and she could barely walk, and the border collie has bad hips so she’s not much of a hunter. But psycho neighbor didn’t bother to ask - it was easier to waste the sheriff’s time. No, I don’t have any issues with her - why do you ask?
She did fence her pool eventually. But she’s still a whacko.