The Nose Knows

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I got a brand new pair of beautiful driving gloves on line. Soft as butter and tightly fitting, I feel like Danica Patrick behind the wheel.

There are those who say I drive like her, too, but I digress.

So, you can imagine my disappointment when I discovered that I can’t operate my phone with my fingers. They just don’t register on the touch screen. Believe me, I’ve tried different angles, different parts of the fingers, etc, but no dice. For the first 3 days this week, I had to resort to taking off a glove, swiping open my phone, and bringing up and navigating my Dunkin’ app. Then I could finish the drive to work with one glove on, or I could take the time to wiggle back on my tightly fitting glove.

This morning, necessity gave birth to invention. Disgusted, I suddenly and impulsively put my nose on the bottom of my phone and vigorously swept up. Voila! I then pecked chicken-like at my Dunkin’ app and, voila again! Going to the Pay button was trickier because it is very small and nestled between other small apps. Fortunately, I have a Roman type of nose and not a fat nose, so I can in fact “peck” at things. LOL Again, success, and from now on my glove can stay on my hand!

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Did you look in your phone for a glove mode?

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Um … a what? So, you mean to tell me that, while I’m pecking away like a chicken with an iPhone, I could instead be in “glove mode” and work my phone like a normal person?!

I’m glad no one saw me. :flushed:

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I wear gloves in the summer to protect my hands from the sun (vitiligo), but I wear fingerless boating gloves so I can use my phone.

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Check your phone’s manual to see if it’s so equipped. I’m not sure how universal it is.

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You’re doing this while you’re driving?

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I checked, and there is no “glove mode”, so I am once again happy with my new methodology! LOL

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No, “take the time” means I have to pull over to the side and put it back on before I leave the parking lot. LOL

9

Next time, try a banana.

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Well, I could theoretically drive around with a banana in a cup holder, but they become overripe and then rot very quickly. So, my car would begin to smell like a banana, and fruit flies would magically appear, reproduce, and totally infest my car. So, I’ll stick with the nose method. LOL

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You could get a capacitive stylus pen that should work with your iPhone, and keep it in your cupholder or someplace handy:
https://www.amazon.com/s?k=stylus+pen+for+iphone&gclid=Cj0KCQiAic6eBhCoARIsANlox84F4_ksMSeg2p2mM5Srp9bHVWF-CP2GIamE2_HHcoTbHNFBM2-WeswaArtdEALw_wcB&hvadid=616931534083&hvdev=c&hvlocphy=9016976&hvnetw=g&hvqmt=e&hvrand=9026870135912782404&hvtargid=kwd-11092003242&hydadcr=24633_13611805&tag=googhydr-20&ref=pd_sl_856pvmplup_e

BTW, of all the things I thought this thread might be about before I clicked, I did not guess this :laughing:

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I thought of that, but it would somehow end up not being there when I needed it. Besides, my nose is with me all the time. :slight_smile:

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OK, whatever works for ya, then.

(I’d love to see you typing out a text :slightly_smiling_face:)

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I suppose one solution for the OP is to use a pair of scissors to cut the tips off the gloves, for the fingers they’re using for the phone.

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I thank you on behalf of all terrified drivers. :laughing:

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My God, disfigure my beautiful, new, and very expensive calf leather gloves?! The very thought gives me chills! :flushed:

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I wouldn’t want to develop a “writer’s wart” on the tip of my nose! :smiling_imp:

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Bananas are for scale, not texting.

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Although I’m happy you are being safe, I would love to pull up next to somewhere bashing their phone into their face. I would of course then immediately turn off that road so you don’t run into me, but it would make my day.

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No, no, not “bashing”. Think of it as, “a new and innovative telecommunications methodology designed to meet a specific need”. :smiling_imp: