44% Bitch, here.
Someone sent this to me recently, and here’s as good a place as any to share it. It’s a little hokey, but I like the sentiment behind it.
StoryTyler
Recording Secretary, Clan MacBitch
37% bitch. Damn, I’m even average in the bitchiness department. I’d like to excel at something. I’m gonna have to work at this.
Princess of the Time and Space Continuum since 1969 (upgraded to Goddess 01/07/00)
OK, we have enough youth. How about a fountain of smart. =^…^=
24% male bitch here.
Only 30% here.
I don’t know whether to be happy or sad!
41% Bitch 59% Softie
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
Actually, I took this test twice. When I took it the way I would answer the questions, I only got 21% (I was wondering why I’ve been resembling a doormat lately). When I took the test the way my sister would have answered, I got 88%!
So, now are you all surprised why me and my sister do not get along?
Shadowfox
“The two real political parties in America are the Winners and the Losers. The people don’t acknowledge this. They claim membership in two imaginary parties, the Republicans and the Democrats, instead.”
-Wampeters, Foma and Granfalloons, “In a Manner that Must Shame God Himself” (Kurt Vonnegut)
At the bottom of the BitchTest:
I thought it was funny. 
But I am…sigh…21% bitch.
How others compare:
1% (same as you)
8% (less bitchy than you)
91% (bitchier than you)
Really. I’m that much of a doormat. But I suppose there are still 8% less bitchy than me…
You’ve got to be proud when you can’t even think of a category to nominate yourself in…
[singing]I’m not the only one! I’m not the only one![/singing]
OK everyone watch out for MissDavis!
I’ve heard shes a real Bitch! heeheehee!
-Frankie
“Mother Mercy, can your loins bear fruit forever?/Is your fecundity a trammel or a treasure?”
-Bad Religion
The results are in. You are certifiably 24% bitch! which is lower than the worldwide average 38%
How others compare:
1% (same as you)
13% (less bitchy than you)
86% (bitchier than you)
A friend of mine came up with a great use of the word bitch as an acronym. Someone once called her a bitch and she turned to them and said, “Yeah, and do you know what that means? Being In Total Control, Honey!” 
“How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world.” - Anne Frank
WOW I’m suprised…
only 52% BITCH
hard to believe only 13% are bitcher than ME! I think my friends agree.
And about this beer tasting think… i don’t agree…
Catfights, what about real fights?
Says Falcom:
…with tits.
Smilies, smilies, in a post
Which one do I hate the most?
Smirks and frowns and evil grins
Rolling eyes that really spin
They stick their tongues out if you please
Who the hell first thought of these?
Smilies, smilies, in a post
Which one do I hate the most? – Neuro-trash grrrl
Sigh…only 44% bitch. I was hoping to make at least 50%.
The results are in. You are certifiably:
25% bitch!
which is lower than the worldwide average 38%
I’m 25% bitch too. I’m kind of surprised I’m even that high. I’m pretty nice, and I never suspect anything bad about everyone. I like (almost) everyone on the SDMB, even. I think there’s only one regular poster (not troll) that I don’t like.
~Harborina
51% bitch here. I thought it was going to be lower. Sigh! I guess I am now empowered to bitch about everything because the bitch test told me I was a bitch. No, I’m not bitter here. (Shrugs with irony)
HUGS!
Sqrl
Gasoline: As an accompaniement to cereal it made a refreshing change. Glen Baxter
51% bitch here. I thought it was going to be lower. Sigh! I guess I am now empowered to bitch about everything because the bitch test told me I was a bitch. No, I’m not bitter here. (Shrugs with irony)
HUGS!
Sqrl
Gasoline: As an accompaniement to cereal it made a refreshing change. Glen Baxter
51% bitch here. I thought it was going to be lower. Sigh! I guess I am now empowered to bitch about everything because the bitch test told me I was a bitch. No, I’m not bitter here. (Shrugs with irony)
HUGS!
Sqrl
Gasoline: As an accompaniement to cereal it made a refreshing change. Glen Baxter
51% bitch here. I thought it was going to be lower. Sigh! I guess I am now empowered to bitch about everything because the bitch test told me I was a bitch. No, I’m not bitter here. (Shrugs with irony)
HUGS!
Sqrl
Gasoline: As an accompaniement to cereal it made a refreshing change. Glen Baxter
51% bitch here. I thought it was going to be lower. Sigh! I guess I am now empowered to bitch about everything because the bitch test told me I was a bitch. No, I’m not bitter here. (Shrugs with irony)
HUGS!
Sqrl
Gasoline: As an accompaniement to cereal it made a refreshing change. Glen Baxter