Take the Sparks new Bastard Test!!

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Here it is --> http://test.thespark.com/bastardtest/

Wow… I guess im a jerk! heres my results…

The results are in. You are certifiably:
51% bastard!
29% of which is Tard
The worldwide average is 42% bastard.
How others compare:

  2% (same as you)
           24% (more bastard than you)
                             74% (less bastard than you)

Of the 276,969 test takers so far:

                             74% like to drink
                         60% gamble

                     52% have cheated

                     48% will lie for sex
                 39% hate homosexuality

             16% would have sex with a relative
         6% like childporn

Interesting Results:

          The most bastardly age group so far is 27 year olds. 27 year olds
    average 46% bastard.

               Guys who like the taste of coffee are more likely to cheat
         on their girlfriends.

                    Men who have been with prostitutes have
              more smelly armpits.

               Catholics are more likely to spit on you.

          Dirtbags who like childporn should burn in hell.
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i’m a whopping 13% percent bastard (7% of which is tard)

woo.

if wishes were fishes, we could walk on the ocean.

3

I made 19% bastard, 10% of which is tard.

4

What does this have to do with being a bastard ??

A point in every direction is like no point at all

5

I took the “bitch” test. I guess I’m not as bad as I thought :slight_smile:

The results are in. You are certifiably:
28% bitch!
which is lower than the worldwide average 38%

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EGADS! Im a bastard!

7

32%! F*** that!

Now with 1000 posts of pure wisdom!
(or something)

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How do I cleans myself of the stench of bastardisity??? Anyone??? Answer me fuckers! :stuck_out_tongue:

9

Damn! Now I feel like a jerk! :wink:

The results are in. You are certifiably:
50% bastard!
28% of which is Tard

hmmm…

Ayesha has never seen a lemur’s penis.

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I’m a bitch, I’m a bitch, I’m a bitch, bitch bitch…aww, I fergit how the song goes.

I took the bitch test and and I scored as 51% bitchy. I am bitchier than 86% of the population.

I really didn’t need the test to tell me this.

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25% bastard of which 14% is tard. Now, someone explain this to me please.

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I am just your average 38% bitch… goes with the rest of my averageness I guess. ::yawns::

I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature!

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13% bastard, 7% turd.

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39 percent Bastard! And damn proud of it. At least I can proudly say that I would not sleep with a relative… again… just kidding… I would love to have another go with my cousin… no really, just kidding… I WOULD sleep with her if she werent so ugly… seriously, just kidding… my cousin is HOT, and I would give her a go, but she is WAY below legal limits… again, kidding… the law has no jurisdiction over my loins… THE ENDLESS ENIGMA!

Kisses!
}><(((^><^)))><{
Ophy

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OOOOOHHHH!

Green Beans a bitch, shes a big ol bitch, shes the biggest bitch whole wide world, shes a nasty bitch, if there ever was a bitch, shes a bitch to all the boys and girls! GREEEN BEEEEAAANNNNS AAAAAA BIIIIIITTTCCCCHHHH!
That was actually the Kyles moms a bitch song from South Park, but Green Bean wanted a song!

By the way, I dont actually think you are a bitch Green Bean, I think you are very nice person.

P.S. sorry Im on the computer without a functioning quotation button, thanks!

Kisses!
}><(((^><^)))><{
Ophy

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23% bastard, 13% tard.

Though I think that knife throwing question is a bit misleading.

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LMAO! funny!

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7% turd??? ewww… which test did you take?

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For the record:

  • 25% bastard
  • 14% tard

88% of people are more bastard than I am, and somehow I still feel like a bastard.

(Damn conscience)

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cool…i’m 48% bastard…I thought it would be higher, I guess i’m a nice guy after all