While I was at The Spark site, I took the bitch test.
Here’s what I found out:
The results are in. You are certifiably:
25% bitch!
hich is lower than the worldwide average 38%
How others compare:
2% (same as you)
14% (less bitchy than you)
84% (bitchier than you)
Of the 51,892 test takers so far:
49% have been in a catfight
47% have cheated
47% forget birthdays
46% have blamed a friend for farting
27% have gnawed during oral sex
24% wear lots of hairspray
23% have stomped on someone with high heels
Interesting Results:
-The bitchiest age group so far is 29 year olds. 29 year olds average 47% bitchy.
-Women who like the taste of beer are more likely to cheat on their boyfriends.
-Canadian women are more likely to consider themselves successful.
-Girls with tattoos like authority less.
-Girls who sleep with married men are more likely to forget their friends’ birthdays.
Your Official Cat Goddess since 10/20/99.
“[A]gainst stupidity the very gods themselves contend in vain.” --J.C.F.S. as quoted by H.M.
50% bitch!
which is higher than the worldwide average 38%
How others compare:
1% (same as you)
17% (bitchier than you)
82% (less bitchy than you)
Of the 53,038 test takers so far:
49% have been in a catfight
47% have cheated
47% forget birthdays
46% have blamed a friend for farting
27% have gnawed during oral sex
24% wear lots of hairspray
23% have stomped on someone with high heels
Interesting Results:
The bitchiest age group so far is 29 year olds. 29 year olds average 48% bitchy.
Women who like the taste of beer are more likely to cheat on their boyfriends.
Canadian women are more likely to consider themselves successful.
Girls with tattoos like authority less.
Girls who sleep with married men are more likely to forget their friends’ birthdays.
Whaaaat? I’m not a bitch! I’m the kindest, most compassionate so-and-so you could hope to meet! I’m a freakin’ doormat fer’Chrissakes! Where do they get off, calling me a bitch? I’ll kick their ass, see if I don’t! Me, a bitch. Hmmph. Fuckers.
An infinite number of rednecks in an infinite number of pickup trucks shooting an infinite number of shotguns at an infinite number of road signs will eventually produce all the world’s great works of literature in Braille.
It said that women who like the taste of beer are more likely to cheat on their husbands. Well.
At the end of the test, that little bar with the pictures that you click on to go somewhere else on the site (Goddess help me, I cannot remember what it’s called!), are icons of a red-haired woman. Heh. I like it.
“The quickest way to a man’s heart is through his ribcage.” --anonymous redhead