Gee. Gosh. NO ONE is going to believe this!
32% bastard!
18% of which is Tard
The worldwide average is 42% bastard.
How others compare:
3% (same as you)
24% (less bastard than you)
73% (more bastard than you)
Me too, Jeannie. Which makes me feel vaguely uneasy. 28% is so…uncommital. It almost makes me want to go out, buy some high heels, and step on people. Or buy hairspray. Either that or join a convent.
16%, 9% of which is tard.
Just out of curiosity, what the hell is tard?
51% bastard; 29% tard
I’m a majority bastard.
You miserable pieces of shit for whom I have no use.
(kidding)
“You should tell the truth, expose the lies and live in the moment.” - Bill Hicks
40% Bastard, 22% Tard [Is this good, bad, or ugly?]
If at first you don’t succeed you’re about average.
Bastard–37%
Tard-21%
As for the rest of you…YOU ALL KILLED KENNY!!! So, be yourselves. 
You should tell the truth, expose the lies and live in the moment."-Bill Hicks
“You should tell the lies, live the truth and expose yourself.” - Bill Clinton
I am 33% bastard. Yay! What does that get me?!
Not bad, only 41% bastard, I’m mellowing out in my old age
…send lawyers, guns, and money…
Warren ZevonI got 26% bastard, 14% of which is tard
I guess I’m not as bad as I thought…
and for Nu Vo Da Da, tard = retard.
I don’t suffer from insanity…
I enjoy every minute of it!
Hey Glenoled, I’m 26% Bastard, 14% tard as well. Maybe we can start the Quarter-Bastard club.
37% bitch!
which is lower than the worldwide average 38%
I’m not sure if I should be pleased I’m below average here or not…
All you need to start an asylum is an empty room and the right kind of people.
Well, I took the bitch test and got a score of 44% bitch, which is higher than the worldwide average of 38%.
What is really funny is that I had my hubby take the bastard test and his score was 44% bastard, 25% of which was tard (tard? what in the hell is a tard?)
Shadowfox
“The dead have risen, and they’re voting Republican!” - Bart Simpson
79% Bastard. I beat all of you.
Losers.
61% Bastard & only 34% tard.
Way up there.
So watch it.
33% bastard!
18% of which is Tard
I pity the fool that brings a knife to a gun fight.
It’s official! I am 54% BITCH! A whopping 90% are less bitchy than me!
I have a hobby. I have the world’s largest collection of seashells. I keep it scattered on beaches all over the world. Maybe you’ve seen some of it.
OK, I’m 32% bastard, 18% tard.
So, does that mean the other 14% is bas? Did I miss the whole explanation of “tard” somewhere? Help me out, people.
…but when you get blue, and you’ve lost all your dreams, there’s nothing like a campfire and a can of beans!
30% Bastard, 17% Tard.
I love some of the leading questions, almost like asking someone “When did you stop beating your wife?”
52% bitch
What kinda shit is this? ‘cause I like beer and talk alot of shit about my friends behind their backs and no one makes me do what I don’t want and I got a big fuckin’ ass tatoo. That salesgirl deserved to be smacked, spraying me with that stinky crap when nobody asked her to.
WHATCHU LOOKIN AT?!
Teacher, my red crayon tastes funny – Ralph Wiggum
OK I feel dirty.
62% bastard.
35% of which is Tard.
What the hell is tard?
That makes me, what, 2nd as the most bastardly? and I’m a chick. Damn, I am evil.
I’ll buy that for a dollar.