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This lady claims to be married to the Berlin Wall. She used to be engaged to a guillotine, but they broke it off, though they remain friends. Someone hold me, I scared.
Crazy stuff. I guess when you think about it, though, it’s not that much different from other sexual fetishes. The only new thing she introduces is an emotional aspect to the fetish.
Could she be making it up for attention? Perhaps. But putting that much work into something like this would be just as cuckoo as the fetish is anyway, so I don’t see any reason to doubt her sincerity.
We had a dalmation that, in his later years, took quite a likeing to our lawnmower. He would sit by it, sleep by it, and whenever anyone went to mow the lawn, he’d get SO excited, and trot next to the lawnmower. It was his best friend. One night we couldn’t find him, so we checked next to the lawn mower. He had suffered a heart attack, and couldn’t move. We brought him to the vet, who put him down. But it is nice to know his last hours were spend with his friend. 
DalmatiAn.
Sorry…that is just one of those things that bugs me.
Awwwww, SwimmingRiddles. sniff That’s the most weirdly depressing story I’ve ever heard in my life.