The obscure, yet horrible musical thread. There’s a bunch of obscure musicals that, had fate rolled the dice differently coulda been major hits: they had everything going for them, but somehow just couldn’t make it.
Blondel: brilliant, witty, filled with funny, witty lyrics and musical jokes (the opening number has four Gregorian monks singing, in perfect barbershop “Buh-buh-buh, buh-benedictus” (think of the opening of “Barbara Anne” by the Beach Boys)
The Baker’s Wife is heartbreakingly beautiful and I’m convinced that someday someone’ll revive it and it’ll be another She Loves Me-type gem…
Weird Romance coulda been another Little Shop of Horrors.
and Eating Raoul was Rocky Horror level good.
This thread isn’t about them.
I want to devote this thread to all the musicals that you’ve picked up because you were charmed (or horrified) by the concept and they turned out to be dreadful. I got to thinking about it because Octavia Smythe-Bunion wrote:
Hey, Aaron Slick from Punkin’ Creek (which, I might add, is < cough > ‘charmingly’ pronounced “Crik”) is a masterpiece of badness. It’s loathsome. It stars Dinah Shore (Rat Pack bimbo), Robert Merrill (of the Metropolitan Opera…and briefly fired from that august institiution as a result of being in this movie) and Alan Young (of Mr. Ed, IIRC).
And it has songs like “Marshmallow Moon” and “Purt Nigh But Not Plumb”!
AND the lyrics to the theme song involve rhyming ALL of the following words with each other: “treat” and “sick” and “slick” and “neat” and “trick” and "wick and “creek” and “creek”*. If you think that only two of the three could possibly rhyme…heh…then you’re doin’ better than the composer.
AND the plot is about an evil guy who’s trying to scam an impoverished widow (why? A rich widow, sure. But impoverished!!?)
I hunted that one down because it sounded so bad. And it was.
And so was Carmilla: A Vampire’s Tale
To this day, I’ve never made it through side one of the album. Racoons in heat produce better music. I have no idea how anyone was convinced to record it. Or lived through the recording process.
Or Isabel’s a Jezebel by Galt (Hair) MacDermot which is thuddingly bad and I’ve no idea what it’s about. (But I love the title and MacDermot can write a good tune when he wants to.)
Or the recording of Guys and Dolls starring the overrated Rat Pack?
Or the recording of Man of La Mancha starring Jim Neibhors (“Well goooooooo-lly, Sargent Carter”!) and Madyline Kahn.
I could go on and on, but I want someone else to have a chance:
Anyone else? Only requirements are A) Obscure (no Tony winners that you happen to hate) and B) stunning in their badness.
Fenris
*at one point they rhyme “creek” with “creek”. Stephen Sondheim, Cole Porter and Tim Rice, watch out!