The odd insult thread

Inspired by another thread. http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=811707

So let’s provide some strange and unusual insults for the preceding poster. Since there’s no one in line I’ll choose a Doper at random.

Annie-Xmas is the type of person who pronounces the word “phosphate” with a silent ‘q’

[QUOTE=Some Giant Dickhead]
“Hey, I know what this sweater needs: Buttons and a collar.”
[/QUOTE]

Cardigan