"The catch is, all the songs are in russian…I’m just kidding…why would the songs be in russian?
The “but they are all in Russian” would be such a Dwight thing to say… but bizzaro Dwight is better than that! 
I didn’t say that he was in danger of botulism poisoning. I said that nitrates kill the bitch.
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