ResIpsaLoquitor - As Cosmopolitan has failed to answer my challenge by default I win (yay!)
ahem Have yourself scrubbed and brought to my tent 
Hey, I don’t have photos for either of you yet…I’ll give you an “honorable mention” hot label for the time being…
Scrubbed? Oh dear…what have I gotten myself into?
:flustered:
My apologies Res I got carried away there for a moment.
You are still hot though! 
Gotta win fair & square, ems, none of this “win by default” crapola. I’ll fight you for 'im.
Besides, Res, you’re in Philly, right? What’s someone in Yurp gonna do for you, hmmmm? You & I, however, we live on the same continent, right? I’m even on the eastern seaboard! 
Dammit! Frazzlin Razzlin geography
No fight? Damn.
Hey, you’re upset? I was looking forward to seeing two hot Doper babes get into a catfight over me…grumble…
…and I’m only on the East coast for another week and a half…
Well, it looks like you’ve had your hopes and dreams dashed once again, Res. Whatcha gonna do now?!?
F_X
Not all at once now, I know I’m dead sexy in that baseball, but show some patience. . .oh, what’s that? OH, they were saying Jin, not Jim. . .I’m sorry. . .please carry on.
Oh, Jin is the hottest woman to ever walk the earth.
Awww… my number 1 fan for how many years now? I don’t think I’ve told you before, but you’re not bad yourself
Hey I never said there wouldn’t be a fight over you Res I was just confounding my own damn luck that I live in another continent!
The logistics would be …er interesting.
Good Lord!
So, fizzestothetop, how you doin’?
Talk about beautiful!
Not to the best of my knowledge. I guess I could try to be for you though!
I think that bristlesage is pretty damn cute. Too bad it looks like she’s got a ring on though. 
Thanks, islandgirl! After 5 pages of posts, I was beginning to think that I was invisible, or that my lead-guitar mystique had worn off and I’d have to become a bassist or drummer.
And would you believe she hadn’t heard it until I told her a few days ago?
Fawkin’ hawt and then some, dude…you ain’t seen the friggin’ tip of the iceberg:)
doesn’t know anything other to do than just blush like mad Why thank you ** Superdude **.
wishes she could say more, but isn’t very good at receiving compliments
You boys are to cute! grins
Not unless she just recently gained her hearing back! Two scoops of yum, that one.
Cecaria: Whoa!
And I think we’d all be remorseful if we didn’t mention the luscious Jersey Diamond, who is so hot she melts asphalt. Joe, you lucky dog, you!
stofsky : Please, please keep on playing the lead guitar. I am a sucker for a man who knows how to use his hands
You know, I can hardly believe I’m typing this, but it just has to be said. After seeing Res’ picture, and then imagining how it would feel if he was indeed to take my tongue* (besides the intense pain), well… what can I say? I have succumbed to his cxharm and wit already, and I have to tell you all that he has a great sense of humor.
Besides, I wonder what it would feel like if he were to take me in his arms and… um, never rmind, I’m getting too heated up thinking about it. :o
It’s just that we’ve given each other virtual hugs on occasion, and I just wonder what it would feel like if it were somehow a real-life situation, is all. (nobody get any ideas, as I am certainly not out to ravish anyone at first blush)
Great… now I want to leave this thread because I’m too :o to stay here any longer. Guess I’ll still press “Submit,” though, leaving these ramblings for posterity.
- (inside joke among certain very select Dopers ;))
F_X