[foghorn leghorn]
It’s called a joke, son.
[/foghorn leghorn]
Lessee, who’s hot? I think I’ll stick to Dopers I’ve met.
Acrylic Vessel. Absolutely, sinfully, smokin’ hot.
TruePisces and Persephone, who I’d love to find myself sandwiched between.
The dazzlingly beautiful Lucretia.
moi.
Cosmopolitan.
nyctea somethingorother. 
Siege.
vix.
And just to mention one guy:
OxyMoron. I’m not in any hurry to become a switch-hitter, but if anyone was gonna tempt me, he’d be the one.
Alright, I’ve decided to come out from under my rock.
Who do I send what to?
Yes, yes, I know, I am opening the door to a whole bunch of perv jokes, it seems it is my day to feed the horndogs. Meh.
Shirley, I’ve been told the Teeming Millions website is the place to go. Then again, I’ve been told a lot of things…
You resurrected a two year old thread for a pointless joke…
Hmm…
I’m pretty sure I posted to this thread way back when it was first around. I didn’t bother to check, but I’m pretty sure that I’m willing to stand by whatever I said back then.
Anyway, now that I’ve met more than one doper, I’ve got a longer list. Most of the people on it shouldn’t be too surprised to see their names here. I dunno, maybe they’ll be surprised that I actually posted it.
[ul][li]Opalcat[]moi[]nyctea scandiaca[]panache[]Guinastasia[]GingerOfTheNorth[]Lucretia[/ul][/li]
I don’t think I’m forgetting anyone, but like I said, the people on my list should already know about it. Subtlety’s not my strong suit.
Awww, thanks ultrafilter! 
You’re a cutie yourself, with that mop of curly blond hair and sweet smile!
On the first page of this thread is a link to the unofficial web page of Dopers… **Jon the Hasher ** looks very hot- i think he’s on page 6… I want a better picture though, ill have to check out the teeming millions site.
Karlgrenze, JayLa, and **lilbtagna ** are three that jump immediately to my mind.
I have to agree with hillbilly queen:
Why A Duck is quite adorable…and smart to boot!
I am so Hot that…yeah okay I am not
But I do know a doper who is!
Every Doper profile I check out on the teemings website has BAD pics. Shame on you, Dopers. Get those pictures fixed!
I want to have Ponder Stibbons’ babies!! This is without seeing a pic first, of course. If he looks like a baboon’s rosy butt then I might have to turn the lights off.
We are ALL hot in the eyes of Cecil!!
Back in the day, I would have been mentioned long before the third page. But thanks. 
You’re not so bad yourself.
You’re probably right.
I still love Joey Hemlock.
umm bittersweet is BRUTALLY hot…
I would like to thank all the dopers who mentioned me…
oh, wait. Y’all forgot me. Well, I’m adding my name to the list
just kidding…I’m not that conceited
Whoa, how things change.
Try this one now. Or maybe Halloween, although I’ve dropped a bit more weight since then.
That’s ok sniff… no one gave me a vote either, Ginger. We can sniff hang out in the dark corner whimper.
sigh
I quoted myself from August 2002. I have been included here since that time (by ultrafilter), but I think it’s just because he likes when I let him in my house and feed him beer.
Oh, sure… just leave me in the corner sniff, that’s ok… sniff.