Damn!!! ::calls the local shrubber:: Roger, cancel that order for the 10’ tall circumsized penis shrubbery. I don’t need it anymore.
Notice how no one in the real clique is asking admission to this one? ::kicking self in ass:: Oh wait, there is no clique! Dammit dammit dammit…
Can we have a theme song like the Stonemason’s song from the Simpsons?
This sounds like a clique that I’d enjoy joining. I play nice with others, and I share without alot of coercion.
pick me… pick me… I want to belong
Was i being an asshole. I didn’t mean to. I really an a nice guy. If i want to have sex i will get to know the person first. That is why i said mutual partners. I was just saying the drinking and sex happen (and should happen) in such a cool, non-asshole clique like ours.
What’s the point of being in a clique if we have to be nice? I thought the whole purpose of a clique was to be mean, both to people outside the clique and also to people in the clique–behind their backs, of course.
I guess I don’t qualify for this clique.
Well, gee, thanks. I live in the Pit and have thoroughly trashed rules one and three… I’m an asshole. Sometimes. But not without reason!
I CAN be nice but I really have to work at it and it just hurts. It’s so much easier being a bitch.
So, I guess I can’t join.
No, no. Don’t worry about me. Just watch your little “clique” ass when you dare to stumble into the Pit!
Oh, yes! And PLEASE, do come in and make fun of me… BWHA HA HA! I look forward to that! If you won’t like me then you WILL hate me!
(Runs off giggling madly and making notes on whom ever signs in here… scribble, scribble, those jerks! I’ll show them what for! And they all said I was just paranoid…)
Thank you kindly, iampunha. “Fairly nice” is actually about right 
I’ve never been in a clique before, not even one of those outcast cliques. I’m not sure I know how to behave…
Catrandom
::eases into doorway::
Hi. Uh, my name is Veb and I’m bland.
{NO notice is paid to any of this; conversation continues.}
See, most times I’m nice but there have been asshole moments, but mostly…uh, is there a membership person here?
Do we have to wear nametags, like those sticky paper things that always gum up and say, “Hi! My name is {crinkle}.”?
Never mind. I’ll just watch the guacamole turn dingy.
Actually, this is my kind of group.
Veb
Off course I want to join your clique.
I’m always nice and mostly I behave.
Woo!
Theater clique, now this!
Of course, I always pictured the SDMB as more of a demented cult than a clique, but hey, can’t be picky.
Sorry. I wouldn’t want to be in any clique that would willingly take someone like me as a member.
(with apologies and hearty thanks to Groucho Marx.)
iampuha sez:
Just don’t go calling yourself the official clique. When someone claims that they’re being harassed by a clique or that all newbies are being chased off by some group self-righteous bastards, that’s us. That’s the official clique. The clique has a reputation to maintain, we wouldn’t want anybody mistakenly thinking youse guys is us guys next time youse guys have some pantywaist sensitivity-training session.
Not that I’m admitting such a clique exists. Even if it did exist it would be so secretive that the only known member would be George, a piece of string I found on the ground, and he’s dead. If such a clique did exist then right now it would be hiring members who are very good at loitering.
Now what would happen if I suddenly had the urge to not be nice??
It could happen…
I’ve always been my own clique. I don’t usually let anyone else join, unless there’s something in it for me.
Hey you stole my line.
Never mind.
Are you the guy that lives about a mile down the road from me-- Next to the high school?? He has a columnar Yew (8 feet tall) flanked by 2 globe arborvitaes. And with a spot light on the whole mess. He can’t figure out why carfuls of teenage boys pull up in his drive and snicker, and the “willie” gets TP’d weekly 
Too tired to acknowledge individual new additions, though I promise I will tomorrow . . . too damn tired to think much tonight.
All those who wanted in are in. Hamadryad, you may associate with us but don’t count yourself as a member.
And Anniz, we need to talk . . .
Well, for starters, I’m not a guy, and secondly, no. But that does sound like fun.