The Older I Get...

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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This stems from a saying my best friend has - “The older I get, the less I f’ing care.”

Taking it another step, the older I get…

-The more conservative I become
-The earlier I go to bed and the earlier I get up
-The more I realize that being the nice guy isn’t always best. Apparently being a d!ck can pay off.
-The less I understand what the high schoolers are thinking with their wardrobe.
-The better I eat.

Take it from there…

2

The longer and hotter showers I take.

The more time I spend reading for the sheer pleasure of it.

The less I understand.

The less I want to understand.

The more the words in my head make sense.

3

The more jaded I become.

4

the more I realize peer pressure does play a role
the more I don’t give a shit
the more I realize I’d rather take the high road