The One Hundred Most Influential People In History Elimination Game

So, now that we’ve decided that Jesus was both the least-influential person in history as well as the person who had the biggest negative impact on history, who shall we gang up on next?

Me, it’s that bastard Ts’ai Lun - this paper cut I endured this morning sucks!

No.

Just kidding. Go ahead :).

Zombie Jesus eats your flesh while you’re eating his. :eek:

ETA: Band name!

Through the powers of transubstantiation, I will make these fig newtons be my flesh! Feast!

Hitler still has my vote for Round 2.

He perfected the assembly line.

That is not “inventing the automobile”.

The first round is over and 3. Jesus Christ-Son of God, Saviour of Mankind, Founder of Christianity has been eliminated. The new list is below. Round 2 ends on Saturday.

  1. Mohammed-Founder of Islam
  2. Isaac Newton-British Scientist, Theory of Universal Gravitation and Motion
  3. Buddha-Founder of Buddhism
  4. Confucius-Chinese Philosopher, Founder of Confucianism
  5. St. Paul-Christian Missionary and Apostle
  6. Ts’ai Lun-Scientist, Inventor of Paper
  7. Johann Gutenberg-Scientist, Inventor of Printing Press
  8. Christopher Columbus-Explorer, Discoverer of America
  9. Albert Einstein-Scientist, Physicist, Theory of Relativity
  10. Louis Pasteur-Scientist, Pasteurization
  11. Galileo Galilei-Scientist, Advocated Heliocentricity
  12. Aristotle-Greek Philosopher
  13. Euclid-Greek Mathematician
  14. Moses-Jewish Prophet
  15. Charles Darwin-British Scientist, Theory of Evolution
  16. Shi Huang Di-Chinese Emperor, United China
  17. Augustus Caesar-Roman Princep, Founded Roman Empire
  18. Nicolas Copernicus-Scientist, Theory of Heliocentricity
  19. Antonine Laurent Lavoisier-French Scientist, Advanced Chemistry
  20. Constantine the Great-Roman Emperor, Tolerated and Promoted Christianity in Rome
  21. James Watt-British Scientist, Invented Steam Engine
  22. Michael Faraday-British Scientist, Discovered Magneto-Electricity
  23. James Clerk Marxwell-Scientist, Electromagnetic Spectrum
  24. Martin Luther-Theologian, Started Protestantism and Reformation
  25. George Washington-American Statesman and General, Fought For Independence of United States
  26. Karl Marx-Economist, Founder of Communism
  27. Orville and Wilbur Wright-Scientists, Inventor of Airplane
  28. Genghis Khan-Mongol Ruler, Founded Mongol Empire
  29. Adam Smith-Economist, Advocated Capitalism
  30. William Shakespeare-English Playwright
  31. John Dalton-Scientist, Atomic Theory
  32. Alexander the Great, Macedonian Ruler, Formed Macedonian Empire
  33. Napoleon Bonaparte-French Emperor, Waged Napoleonic Wars
  34. Thomas Edison-American Scientist, 1,000+ inventions
  35. Antony van Leeuwenhoek-Scientist, Inventor of Microscope
  36. William TG Morton-Scientist, Invented Anaesthesia
  37. Gugilemo Marconi-Scientist, Invented Radio
  38. Adolf Hitler-German Dictator, Started World War II
  39. Plato-Greek Philosopher, Developed Platonism
  40. Oliver Cromwell-British Ruler
  41. Alexander Graham Bell-Scientist, Invented Telephone
  42. Alexander Fleming-Scientist, Invented Penicillin
  43. John Locke-British Philosopher, Developed Democratic Ideas
  44. Ludwig von Beethoven-Composer
  45. Werner Heisenberg-Scientist, Developed Quantum Physics
  46. Louis Dagurre-Scientist, Invented Photography
  47. Simon Bolivar-Latin American General and Statesman, Waged Wars of Independence
  48. Rene Descrates-French Philosopher
  49. Michelangelo-Artist, Sculptor
  50. Pope Urban II-Pope of Roman Catholic Church, Called For Crusades
  51. ‘Umar ibn al-Khattab-Muslim Caliph, Expanded the Caliphate
  52. Asoka-Indian Emperor, Spread Buddhism
  53. St. Augustine-Christian Theologian
  54. William Harvey-Scientist, Developed Theories of Blood Circulation
  55. Ernest Rutherford-Scientist, Developed Subatomic Physics
  56. John Calvin-Christian Theologian, Developed Calvinism
  57. Gregor Mendel-Priest and Scientist, Advanced Genetics
  58. Max Planck-Scientist, Developed Therodynamics
  59. Joseph Lister-Scientist, Developed Antiseptic Methods
  60. Nikolaus August Otto-Scientist, Developed Internal Combustion Engine
  61. Francisco Pizarro-Spanish Adventurer, Conquered Inca Empire
  62. Hernando Cortes-Spanish Adventurer, Conquered Aztec Empire
  63. Thomas Jefferson-American Statesman, Wrote Declaration of Independence, Louisiana Purchase
  64. Queen Isabella I-Queen of Spain, Sponsored Columbus’ Expeditions
  65. Josef Stalin-Dictator of USSR, Expanded Communism
  66. Julius Caesar-Roman General, Ended Roman Civil Wars
  67. William the Conquerer-Norman Duke and English King, Led In Norman Conquest of England
  68. Sigmund Freud-Psychologist, Developed Freudian Psychology
  69. Edward Jenner-Scientist, Developed Vaccination for Smallpox
  70. William Conrad Roentgen-Scientist, Invented X-Ray
  71. Johann Sebastian Bach-Composer
  72. Lao Tzu-Chinese Philosopher, Founded Taoism
  73. Voltaire-French Philosopher
  74. Johannes Kepler-Scientist, Developed Theories of Planetary Motion
  75. Enrico Fermi-Scientist, Developed Atomic Bomb
  76. Leonhard Euler-Mathematician
  77. Jean-Jacques Rosseau-French Philosopher and Writer
  78. Nicoli Machiavelli-Political Theorist
  79. Thomas Malthus-Economist, Developed Malthusian Theory
  80. John F. Kennedy-American President, Originated Manned Mission to Moon
  81. Gregory Pincus-Scientist, Invented Birth-Control Pill
  82. Mani-Founder of Manichaeism
  83. Lenin-Russian Leader, Founded Communism in Russia
  84. Sui Wen Ti-Chinese Emperor, Reunited China
  85. Vasco de Gama-Explorer, Discovered Cape of Good Hope
  86. Cyrus the Great-Persian Emperor, Founded Persian Emperor
  87. Peter the Great-Russian Emperor, Modernized Russia
  88. Mao Zedong-Chinese Dictator, Established Communism in China
  89. Francis Bacon-Philosopher, Developed Scientific Method
  90. Henry Ford-American Industrialist, Developed Mass-Production Techniques
  91. Mencius-Chinese Philosopher, Expanded Confucianism
  92. Zoraster-Founder of Zorasterianism
  93. Queen Elizabeth I-Queen of England, Made England a Naval Power
  94. Mikhail Gorbachev-Soviet Leader, Liberalized and Helped Break Up USSR
  95. Menes-Egyptian Pharaoh, United Egypt
  96. Charlemagne-Frankish Monarch, Founder of Holy Roman Empire
  97. Homer-Greek Poet, Writer of Epics
  98. Justinian I-Byzantine Emperor, Recovered Much of Roman Empire
  99. Mahavira-Founder of Jainism

My vote for Round 2 is St. Paul.

Ts’ai Lun - that paper cut still hurts!

I’m dumping Moses. Another fictional character.

Another nitpick: Mahavira wasn’t the founder of Jainism. He was just the most influential Jainist cleric.

I vote Moses for the reason Really Not All That Bright provided.

hajario, if you’re taking over the scoring, can you change the rules too, so they don’t suck so much? That’s just a request, of course.

Assuming no rules change, I’m voting for Mohammed.

I think we have to get the fictional characters out of the way, so I join the chorus to dump Moses.

I vote for Hitler again. *

*Still seems weird.

I’m torn between St. Paul and Moses.

Can someone convince me of which one is the more negative influence here?

The OP asked that someone take over just for the first round because he would be unavailable. It’s back in Curtis’s hands now.

Oh, OK. Well, I guess we’ll carry on, then. Thanks.

Moses is a Jewish figure. Jesus was a Jew. Do eet!

Mohammad, getting rid of two of the world’s biggest religions is a good thing