JohnT
April 8, 2010, 2:52pm
121
So, now that we’ve decided that Jesus was both the least-influential person in history as well as the person who had the biggest negative impact on history, who shall we gang up on next?
Me, it’s that bastard Ts’ai Lun - this paper cut I endured this morning sucks!
No.
Just kidding. Go ahead :).
kayaker:
Beware of zombie Jesus!
Zombie Jesus eats your flesh while you’re eating his . :eek:
ETA: Band name!
Through the powers of transubstantiation, I will make these fig newtons be my flesh! Feast!
Hitler still has my vote for Round 2.
He perfected the assembly line.
That is not “inventing the automobile”.
The first round is over and 3. Jesus Christ-Son of God, Saviour of Mankind, Founder of Christianity has been eliminated. The new list is below. Round 2 ends on Saturday.
Mohammed-Founder of Islam
Isaac Newton-British Scientist, Theory of Universal Gravitation and Motion
Buddha-Founder of Buddhism
Confucius-Chinese Philosopher, Founder of Confucianism
St. Paul-Christian Missionary and Apostle
Ts’ai Lun-Scientist, Inventor of Paper
Johann Gutenberg-Scientist, Inventor of Printing Press
Christopher Columbus-Explorer, Discoverer of America
Albert Einstein-Scientist, Physicist, Theory of Relativity
Louis Pasteur-Scientist, Pasteurization
Galileo Galilei-Scientist, Advocated Heliocentricity
Aristotle-Greek Philosopher
Euclid-Greek Mathematician
Moses-Jewish Prophet
Charles Darwin-British Scientist, Theory of Evolution
Shi Huang Di-Chinese Emperor, United China
Augustus Caesar-Roman Princep, Founded Roman Empire
Nicolas Copernicus-Scientist, Theory of Heliocentricity
Antonine Laurent Lavoisier-French Scientist, Advanced Chemistry
Constantine the Great-Roman Emperor, Tolerated and Promoted Christianity in Rome
James Watt-British Scientist, Invented Steam Engine
Michael Faraday-British Scientist, Discovered Magneto-Electricity
James Clerk Marxwell-Scientist, Electromagnetic Spectrum
Martin Luther-Theologian, Started Protestantism and Reformation
George Washington-American Statesman and General, Fought For Independence of United States
Karl Marx-Economist, Founder of Communism
Orville and Wilbur Wright-Scientists, Inventor of Airplane
Genghis Khan-Mongol Ruler, Founded Mongol Empire
Adam Smith-Economist, Advocated Capitalism
William Shakespeare-English Playwright
John Dalton-Scientist, Atomic Theory
Alexander the Great, Macedonian Ruler, Formed Macedonian Empire
Napoleon Bonaparte-French Emperor, Waged Napoleonic Wars
Thomas Edison-American Scientist, 1,000+ inventions
Antony van Leeuwenhoek-Scientist, Inventor of Microscope
William TG Morton-Scientist, Invented Anaesthesia
Gugilemo Marconi-Scientist, Invented Radio
Adolf Hitler-German Dictator, Started World War II
Plato-Greek Philosopher, Developed Platonism
Oliver Cromwell-British Ruler
Alexander Graham Bell-Scientist, Invented Telephone
Alexander Fleming-Scientist, Invented Penicillin
John Locke-British Philosopher, Developed Democratic Ideas
Ludwig von Beethoven-Composer
Werner Heisenberg-Scientist, Developed Quantum Physics
Louis Dagurre-Scientist, Invented Photography
Simon Bolivar-Latin American General and Statesman, Waged Wars of Independence
Rene Descrates-French Philosopher
Michelangelo-Artist, Sculptor
Pope Urban II-Pope of Roman Catholic Church, Called For Crusades
‘Umar ibn al-Khattab-Muslim Caliph, Expanded the Caliphate
Asoka-Indian Emperor, Spread Buddhism
St. Augustine-Christian Theologian
William Harvey-Scientist, Developed Theories of Blood Circulation
Ernest Rutherford-Scientist, Developed Subatomic Physics
John Calvin-Christian Theologian, Developed Calvinism
Gregor Mendel-Priest and Scientist, Advanced Genetics
Max Planck-Scientist, Developed Therodynamics
Joseph Lister-Scientist, Developed Antiseptic Methods
Nikolaus August Otto-Scientist, Developed Internal Combustion Engine
Francisco Pizarro-Spanish Adventurer, Conquered Inca Empire
Hernando Cortes-Spanish Adventurer, Conquered Aztec Empire
Thomas Jefferson-American Statesman, Wrote Declaration of Independence, Louisiana Purchase
Queen Isabella I-Queen of Spain, Sponsored Columbus’ Expeditions
Josef Stalin-Dictator of USSR, Expanded Communism
Julius Caesar-Roman General, Ended Roman Civil Wars
William the Conquerer-Norman Duke and English King, Led In Norman Conquest of England
Sigmund Freud-Psychologist, Developed Freudian Psychology
Edward Jenner-Scientist, Developed Vaccination for Smallpox
William Conrad Roentgen-Scientist, Invented X-Ray
Johann Sebastian Bach-Composer
Lao Tzu-Chinese Philosopher, Founded Taoism
Voltaire-French Philosopher
Johannes Kepler-Scientist, Developed Theories of Planetary Motion
Enrico Fermi-Scientist, Developed Atomic Bomb
Leonhard Euler-Mathematician
Jean-Jacques Rosseau-French Philosopher and Writer
Nicoli Machiavelli-Political Theorist
Thomas Malthus-Economist, Developed Malthusian Theory
John F. Kennedy-American President, Originated Manned Mission to Moon
Gregory Pincus-Scientist, Invented Birth-Control Pill
Mani-Founder of Manichaeism
Lenin-Russian Leader, Founded Communism in Russia
Sui Wen Ti-Chinese Emperor, Reunited China
Vasco de Gama-Explorer, Discovered Cape of Good Hope
Cyrus the Great-Persian Emperor, Founded Persian Emperor
Peter the Great-Russian Emperor, Modernized Russia
Mao Zedong-Chinese Dictator, Established Communism in China
Francis Bacon-Philosopher, Developed Scientific Method
Henry Ford-American Industrialist, Developed Mass-Production Techniques
Mencius-Chinese Philosopher, Expanded Confucianism
Zoraster-Founder of Zorasterianism
Queen Elizabeth I-Queen of England, Made England a Naval Power
Mikhail Gorbachev-Soviet Leader, Liberalized and Helped Break Up USSR
Menes-Egyptian Pharaoh, United Egypt
Charlemagne-Frankish Monarch, Founder of Holy Roman Empire
Homer-Greek Poet, Writer of Epics
Justinian I-Byzantine Emperor, Recovered Much of Roman Empire
Mahavira-Founder of Jainism
My vote for Round 2 is St. Paul.
JohnT
April 8, 2010, 4:55pm
130
Ts’ai Lun - that paper cut still hurts!
I’m dumping Moses. Another fictional character.
Another nitpick: Mahavira wasn’t the founder of Jainism. He was just the most influential Jainist cleric.
I vote Moses for the reason Really Not All That Bright provided.
hajario , if you’re taking over the scoring, can you change the rules too, so they don’t suck so much? That’s just a request, of course.
Assuming no rules change, I’m voting for Mohammed.
I think we have to get the fictional characters out of the way, so I join the chorus to dump Moses.
I vote for Hitler again. *
*Still seems weird.
ToeJam
April 8, 2010, 5:28pm
136
I’m torn between St. Paul and Moses.
Can someone convince me of which one is the more negative influence here?
MsWhatsit:
hajario , if you’re taking over the scoring, can you change the rules too, so they don’t suck so much? That’s just a request, of course.
The OP asked that someone take over just for the first round because he would be unavailable. It’s back in Curtis ’s hands now.
Oh, OK. Well, I guess we’ll carry on, then. Thanks.
Moses is a Jewish figure. Jesus was a Jew. Do eet!
Mohammad, getting rid of two of the world’s biggest religions is a good thing