The Onion is taking over Infowars

People explode sometimes. Natural causes.

Seen it, liked it.

Tim and his wife make up in his final minutes after he commits suicide so he can go to hell and track down Alex. His suicide drug causes explosive diarrhea prior to death.

https://youtu.be/OkqYVXA5VF8?t=825

Presenting “Multiple Horse Theory”:

What else are they hiding?

That’s ridiculous! It says it right there in the Bible, “A horse is a horse, of course, of course”. If even the Bible says that there’s only one horse, how can we disagree?