The Onion Sucks Now

Let’s not leave out Christian Right Lobbies To Overturn Second Law Of Thermodynamics

or Bush Or Gore: ‘A New Era Dawns’

my physics professor put the thermo one on the giant projector screen in front of a class of a few hundred kids to illustrate the gravity of the law…hehe

My favorite:

New Crispy Snack Cracker To Ease Crushing Pain Of Modern Life.

Jean Teasdale? She sucks my royal rear end.

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