The Onion - The old columns and editorials

Hey, what’s up with the Onion? All the old columns and editorials are gone!! What will I do if I can’t read how Bobby McNally wants to drive the short bus to Hawaii on Monday, and to the Superbowl on Tuesday? Where will I be without my daily fix of H-Dog’s mad lyrical flow?

http://www.theonion.com/archive/

Thanks for the link, but it didn’t work.

The link above is one of my bookmarks, I got a little worried when you said it didn’t work. I must have my Point-Counterpoint. “Is it hot in here, or is it just you? Yowza!!”

Anyway, it works for me…

It worked for me when I clicked on it. Failing that, you could also go to www.TheOnion.com and click on the word “Archive”, which is at the top right of the page, under the “Search” button.

The link is correct, their server is just really slow. I have trouble with The Onion’s site as a whole about 25% of the time.

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For more amusement, go to the internet archive’s collection of old Onion stuff that goes back to a few pages iin '96.

Some of the links are messed up, but still some pretty good stuff though.

I’ve been trying forever to find a cache or something of their article “You will suffer humiliation when the sports team from my area defeats the sports team form your area.” All I could determine from searching is that it was published on April 18, 2001. Can anyone help?

Hey Elwood

While I couldn’t find it on The Onion’s site (odd too, it’s like that issue has been banned or something), I did find this, which looks like someone cut and pasted the article to their homepage.
enjoy!

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