The only answer possible for a GQ question

This exactly.

Ouch! That’s going to leave a mark.

I think mod complaints should go in the Barn House - that’ll put it on the map!

eta: or maybe mod-pittings, but only if they were expressed as metaphors disguised as design plans. Colonial era or earlier, otherwise it’s a warnable offense. Also, bootable.

In England, “spotted dick” isn’t a grim diagnosis but food! That’s a true fact, you could look it up!

I thought it was some kind of past participle for voyeurs.

Here, from above.

In Russia, dick spots you!*

*That “joke” brought to you by the smartest houseplants I know. Take a bow, you crazy orchids.

Oh, you were almost right. General Questions is right over there. That is the place that answers to GQ threads should go.

You really should have posted this in the right forum, but it’s okay. You can report your post by clicking on the icon in the top corner. Then just ask a mod to move it for you.

For those wondering why Czcasm is oft accused of getting preferential treatment, here’s a good case in point. Try2B Comprehensive opens a thread in ATMB asking about the new rolleye smiley. After several posters weigh in Czarcasm drops this lovely jewel:

I reported it as insulting (Remember Dex’s new vision of a kinder, gentler ATMB?) and I know of another poster who reported it as JR modding (if that isn’t, what is?) and what happens… we get this from Tuba:

(bolding mine)
Can’t even bring herself to call him out by name. Sad.

Cool, PlainJain. You’ve given the moderators an excuse to move this thread to ATMB, where they can then close it because of all the pittish posts.

Wow. Low insult threshold much?

Well, people are biased in favor of their friends. Kinda the whole point, isn’t it?

Probably because it’s a policy that extends to everybody, including thin-skinned knee jerkers like you. That direct enough for you?

Nah, I’m just going with a warning.

[Moderating]
PlainJain, this is a formal warning for complaining about moderator actions in the Pit.

Don’t spend it all in one place.
[/Moderating]

Fair enough, with all of the hubbub going on recently I should have been more careful. My bad.

I guess you haven’t read ATMB lately.

[Moderating]
This is not being careful enough. Leave the ATMB stuff in ATMB.
[/Moderating]

Some people haven’t read the **Barn House **lately.

They literally have no idea what they’re missing!

You’re an idiot. And I’m not referring to your moderating. You’re just an idiot.

[Moderating]
And you’re a really bad liar. That’s a warning to you, too.
[/Moderating]

If I were to rate this response an 8 out of 10, would that be construed as a complaint for not giving it a perfect score?

Its getting to be like Oprah giving away cars. “And you get a warning, and you get a warning, and you? Oh, you better *believe *you get a warning!”