And still is one, as far as I know.
So kind of a cross between Sarah Palin and Wayne Newton. I’m with you.
How about ‘imbecile’? I don’t think that one gets near enough use.
It doesn’t really matter what insult you use. It still makes you look like you are fucked in the head.
It’s not enough to simply question his citizenship. You need to get to the root of the shadowy Canadian conspiracy. Maybe he’s two penguins in a human suit.
Maybe moose and squirrel can figure it out.
Oh, I think it does… if you are going to insult Johnny then you should do it with respect.
“Ahhh, your brother blows bubblegum!”
“Poor little maroon, so trusting, so naive”
“Ehhh, so long screwy, see ya in St. Louie”
“You know, sometimes me conscience bothers me … but not this time”
Sorry, **Johnny ** has a 99.3% rate of good posts (yes I keep that accurate of a count) and has been here forever. I wouldn’t have picked up that de Havilland Mosquito without his advise (or was it a flight jacket… I get so confused these days).
Anyway, he is allowed an occasional post that may or may not make everyone smile.
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=17907431&postcount=12
I’m not your pal, buddy.
Cretin is a good one. Dimwit has fallen out of use. Maybe you could bring it back.
No, it’s not. In fact, none of the old ones are good. It says you are lazy, that you don’t really care, they make you look bad. Anybody can use moron, idiot or stupid. It’s dumb. It’s mundane.
You really want to stick it to em, show em how cool you are, how much better you are, you got to be original. Colorful. Brilliant. But if you could do that, you wouldn’t be the waste of time fuckhead blowhard posting in the Pit that we know you for.
So you are screwed.
Bullwinkle J. Moose says he’s from Minnesota to disguise the accent. If you’ll look, I think you’ll find that there is no Frostbite Falls, MN! Moose is Canadian double agent.
Says the dimwitted troll.
OMG! That is SO funny. Wow, you’re not late to the party at all.
That was my response too. Then I Googled.
Considering there is no such thing as Canadian penguins (penguins live only in the Southern Hemisphere), that “two penguins in a human suit” must be a real conspiracy.
How about two walruses instead? Goo goo g’ joob, eh.
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And Pittsburgh.
So, what I have gleaned from this thread:
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Orly Taitz may or may not be a Canadian penguin
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I need more caffeine
Oh yeah? I have personally seen penguins living in Toronto, Vancouver and Montreal. I think there’s probably some in Calgary, too. But I’ve never been to the zoo there.
If someone wants to work nincompoop into the insults, it would be good for a laugh. Or maybe ultra-maroon, because who doesn’t like a Bugs Bunny reference?
Johnny, I think you’re a great poster. But that thread was really stupid.