You should have thought about it first, before you posted your stupid, stupid thread in Elections. You don’t care because you really didn’t have any clue what you were talking about, you were just yammering. Once you were asked for proof, or even any evidence for your thread, you just lost it, because there is no proof or evidence that supports you.
I’ve just read through this ridiculous excuse for a thread, and really, that’s all the proof I need that I’m a moron.
‘That supports me’? Did I make any claims? No. Work on your reading comprehension.
I can’t see any kind of reason to be Pitting Johnny L.A. or calling him names, especially an insult like comparing him to Orly Taitz. Frankly Frank, you sound like someone pissed in your cereal this morning.
Scoot over.
I love it when two old-timers get pissy with one another…it’s so darned cute!
I’m very disappointed with the quality of insults here.
So what were you doing, then? Just Asking Questions? :dubious:
How freaked were you that first time she slipped you some tongue?
/hijack
This is The Phantom Menace of Johnny L.A. pittings. All the characters are there, so much anticipation and excitement… and then Jar-Jar Frank starts doing pratfalls and we regret ever buying a goddamned ticket.
**Johnny L.A. **should stick to food threads. Political threads are generally a fail.
Johnny, had you posted that thread as a sort of parody, I would think it was not especially clever.
Had you been totally serious about it, I’d think you have had head trauma and need urgent medical attention, because you’re totally off your rocker.
But you seem to be not entirely serious about it, but defending it as “just asking questions.” Pick a horse and stick with it. As it stands, you aren’t clever, you don’t have brain damage, so you’re just being a dick.
slut-monkey?
It’s dumb, but so’s the website he’s trying to “verify”.
The Friday night fights. A review.
I bought a ticket to a ring side seat and a damn 10 dollar beer. I expect the Caped Incapacitor vs. the Northwest Annihilator to be a good match. The crowd was wild with anticipation as the two opponents entered the arena and made their way to the ring. the Caped Incapacitor was waving his arms as if he’d already won, while the Northwest Annihilator was strolling to the ring reading the latest AOPA magazine.
The announcer was weak. He stood about 5’ nothing tall, had a voice like a squeaky parrot, flared nostrils, long whiskers and liked to talk to himself. Fxminimind they called him. He was slightly entertaining though. Like a fart in church.
The time came, the wrestlers stripped down to their wrestling shorts. The Caped Incapacitor’s trunks were a reptilian print. Sort of like Godzilla I suppose. Northwest Annihilator had Dusty Crophopper from Disney’s Planes on his. The bell rang, the two approached each other pulled the opponent’s hair a little and quickly got tired and sat back down to catch their breath. 5 minutes of circling and hair pulling and it was over.
I spent the rest of the night trying to get my 10 bucks back on the warm beer.
Now, now, they got in a few epic swipes with their handbags, 'tis true…
I apologize to all that were disappointed with the quality of the show. I cannot offer refunds, but I’ll be happy to give you a voucher for half off my next Pit thread.
This thread is the quarry; let’s throw stuff down here.
If Johnny L.A. is being Pitted, would the last person who leaves the SDMB please remember to turn out the lights.
Who’s Orly Taitz?
An entertainer. Las Vegas; Atlantic City. Born abroad.