The perfect christmas present

The perfect ? christmas preasant
Well you decide

HANDYMAN GIFT GUIDE FEATURE PRODUCTS
Remote-Controlled Fart Machine!
Makes the Pefect Stocking Stuffer!
Only $17.99!
Item# 45140
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anyone else find any perfect presents?

Ooooh, Ooooh, I did!

And I bought it!

And I gave it to somebody!

On this board!

So I can’t tell y’all what it is!

But trust me, it was perfect!

I am entirely too energetic this morning!

It’s hard to type while bopping around!

I hope my Secret Santa buys me sedatives!

But this is what I’m getting all my other friends!