The picture in the dictionary next to "TMI"

WARNING: TMI FOR REAL!!! STOP NOW IF SQUEAMISH.

But I just have to get this off my chest. Eeew, no pun intended.

I work as an in-home assistant for elderly and disabled people. One of my clients is an older woman who is just big all over: tall, very overweight, big-boned, square jawed. She knows that I don’t watch broadcast television at all, and that I find a blaring TV kind of disrupts my concentration when I’m trying to work efficiently.

Normally, she listens to it at a high-normal volume, within the range of tolerable. However, she has this thing she does that just frikkin sucks. She will turn the TV up really really loud, knowing that I will come into the room to ask her to turn it down –

:eek:And see her with no underwear and her dress pulled ALL THE WAY UP!:eek:

In case you’re wondering, no her door isn’t shut to knock on. “It’s too hot” in there to shut it. In the winter, “it’s too cold in there.”

I know it’s on purpose because the volume will be normal for hours and then suddenly go up. The worst part is, it’s infrequent enough that I seem to fall for it every time. Aaargh.

That might be the picture, but the definition is the thread title I just saw on my BabyCenter birth club board (which I did NOT click on but kinda wanted to). Now I realize that we’re all due around the same time and we all have similar questions and concerns, but:

Mucus plug?! (Pic included)

And I was expecting bot flies.

I’m going to vote for goatse.