Besides, Squid, the smell of your balls would pretty much make us not thirsty.
So now everyone’s going to get all lovey-dovey and spend hours writing goddamn “me-too” posts. Fuck. Oooh, we love you, Nick, we wanna be like you Nick, you’re so right, Nick.
If he’s so goddamn right, why are we kissing his ass?
-andros-
“Listen Children Eternal Father Eternally One!” Exceptions? None!
-Doc Bronner
Well said, Andros.
Be careful wally, if you agree, then you are guilty of what the flame describes…they all agree we have been too nice, wait, if they all agree and they are all being nice…
*scratches head and wanders away mumbling to herself
Catch-22.
OOh, I love catch!..Catch 22…?
Is that like 52 pick-up?
mumblemumble…
recaps the liquid paper bottle
g’night all!
See what we mean? Geez!
“Good for you, man!”
“Easy, honey…”
“Ciao, baby.”
picking his nose up, and taking a humongous bugger
Yuck!
Well, gee. If you want a really good flame war, maybe you should post something meaningful. If 1000 new threads were dropped here tomorrow, it wouldn’t prevent any of you “old regs” from posting your own topics.
So why ya bitching? don’t know how to scroll, or use the “back” button?
Or is it that it’s easyer to piss and moan, rather than actually contribute anything?
Is the Pit really dead? Or have the old ones become a bunch of mewling, whiny, bitches?
You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.
E1skeptic wrote:
Here is my spelling error revenge:
from http://www.dictionary.com
bugger n : someone who engages in anal copulation (especially a male who engages in anal copulation with another male) [syn: sodomite, sodomist, sod] v : practice anal sex upon [syn: sodomize]
Have a nice day!
Some mornings it just doesn’t seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.
http://www.angelfire.com/ny3/zettecity/index.html
You’re right, Zette. Talk about bad aim!
They call me MISTER Wizard!
In the South, the correct spelling of the proceeds of nose-picking is ‘boogar’, as in “Look, Ma, he’s eating his boogars!”
I have as much authority as the Pope; I just don’t have as many people who believe it! - George Carlin
Zette: OUCH!
Should I change “bugger” for MOCO?
Oh, but maybe you don’t speak Spanish, right?
Watch out for buggers!
No hablo Espanol-
sorry for the cheap shot (re:bugger). I just couldn’t resist. Round these parts (NY), we call 'em boogers.
Some mornings it just doesn’t seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.
http://www.angelfire.com/ny3/zettecity/index.html
Zette: No hay problema. I would post a smiley if this wasn’t the pit.
To the stalkers: ¡Carajo! Get a new bike, will ya’? Or get a life!
E1:
Fuck! Bunch of cocksucking assholes! How about you quit flooding this board with all your shit and no balls. They spend their time blowing kisses and kissing each others’ asses. They think only they have the right to complain and tell us how to behave. But oh yeah, real balls to act like little children just breaking out of the shell, showing the whole world that they’re so cool at their little word games that aren’t anything more than calls for attention. And your cute little sigs, HA!
They take advantage of internet anonymity to offend anyone they can (not to mention holding each others’ hands, asswipes!) I’d like to see you in person to see how big your balls really are.
They have nothing more to offer the world but thir clowning around, and maybe their asses…
Translator’s note: Unauthorized translation of E1Skeptic’s emotions.
“Where there is clarity, there is no choice. And where there is choice, there is misery. But then, why should I speak, since I know nothing?”
So you’re saying that E1Skeptic wants to see everyone’s balls?
Talk about your weird sexual fetishes . . .
I have as much authority as the Pope; I just don’t have as many people who believe it! - George Carlin
Damn it,
I don’t have any balls !
Anybody have a set I can borrow ?
I promise to take care of them , I
just want them long enough to show
them off .
Ayesha - Lioness
I’m out of my mind, but,
feel free to leave a message
BenDover, bend over!
Mariachi, you owe me $10. I’ll do my own translations from now on.
A couple of corrections:
“But oh yeah, real balls to act like little children just breaking out of the shell…” should read:
But oh yeah, real balls to attack youngsters that are just breaking out of the shell…"
And please change: “They take advantage of internet anonymity to offend anyone they can (not to mention holding each others’ hands, asswipes!) I’d like to see you in person to see how big your balls really are.” to:
"They take advantage of Internet anonimity to offend anyone they can (and besides they do it holding hands, *******!) I’d like to see them in person and alone, let’s see if they have such big balls.
Maybe we could work out some kind of deal, si? I post, you translate, I correct. Just kidding.
¡Se lo lavan!
Please insert one of the following where the ******* are in my previous post:
cold feet, yellow streak, coward, poltroon, dastard, sneak, wimp, dough-faced, facile, pliant.
Ayesha: Don’t you have a set of balls at home that you can borrow? Why ask us? Looking for better options than the ones readily available?
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and on and on.
Well, when you people finish your circle jerk, I suggest you take a deep breath, wipe yourselves off, and open your minds.
This message board is a huge place, with lots of new people constantly coming and going. If one thread bores you, here’s an idea: move on to another. If they all bore you, wait a few days and check back in. It’ll all be new!
But in the end, Nickrz, if you don’t like what the newer posters are doing, maybe you should resign as moderator, flee this wasteland, and open your own private site where you and your buddies can close the electronic door and do exactly as you please. THIS pit is a constantly changing, public environment. It’s not meant for losers like you.