The Poetry of Donald J. Trump -- Special Fly Paper Edition

[LSLGuy]

I think your post might fit right in over here:

Real headlines related to trump and his enablers that sound like made-up 'The Onion'-style joke headlines

In the ‘Schadenfreude’ thread I said this: To which @Rebo replied: So, by overwhelming popular demand of one poster, here it is! The rules are simple: post one or more headlines of real, non-satirical articles from real news sources about trump or his trumpleshillskins that could easily be mistaken as satirical headlines in the style of ‘The Onion’.