Our nation’s poet has offered us another glimpse of his special genius. But this time we’re having a mystery contest.
Read the following poem (the transcript of an actual Trump public statement) and try to guess what Trump is talking about.
What have we got?
It’s going to be so efficient
Right now
it’s totally inefficient
Between the trams and the Star War thing
They call it the Star Wars
And elevated buses
Nobody knows what’s going on
It’s a real mess
And as you know
United is subjected to it
It doesn’t help United very much
He’s been very much involved
With what we’ve done
Can’t figure it out? Well here’s a bonus clue. Another passage from the same public statement.
(Warning: This bonus clue will make the mystery more confusing.)
Grass is like human beings
Grass is a life also
And we’re changing
We’re raking
cleaning
and changing
all of the parks
We don’t have people
My guess is BRAINlessMAN is talking about Washington Dulles International Airport, specifically the billions of dollars he wants to spend on it before renaming it.
If it’s what I think it is, he definitely shouldn’t be discussing it in public. I’m guessing there is a panicked review going on about what can be safely shared with POTUS.
You mean the Reagan-era Star Wars defense plan? That’s all I can think of. I wouldn’t be surprised if it were a rehab facility for all those that lost cats& dogs by being eaten in Michigan, back in 2024.
Trump recently found out that all of the people he doesn’t like live on some planet called Earth. So now he wants to blow up that planet just like he saw that guy do in Star Wars.
