What the hell, posting here is a lot better than mowing the damn grass.
BTW: When will they genetically engineer grass to only grow to a height of 2-3"?
That’s too F***ing long.
Hey! You folks gonna pad this post all night, or what???
Some people have to get up early in morning, ya know.
Don’t make me call the cops…
Er, “these posts”.
Damn…
See, isn’t this fun?
Of course it is.
Fun fun fun fun fun.
[indignant rage]
Post padding! How dare you all? All our posts are supposed to be brimming and weighty with quality, like mine [/indignant rage]… Oh, well, except for that last post in the 10,000 thread… or the etymology vs. entomology post… or the post in the medieval vocational counselor thread… Um, er… just carry on like I didn’t say anything, OK? 
I’m just so ashamed of all of you, I mean all of you non-newbie-ish people shamelessly padding your post counts with such silly things.
…
Okay I’ll stop now, but can we at least have a party while we’re at it?
I have beer, and I’m sure we can get some naked guys, right?
Kitty
:: perks up ::
Naked guys! Where?!?
Shadowfox,
I think we have to lure them here, do you have any ideas? Of course getting naked might be a good idea…
takes off her shirt to start off with
Oops, did I do that?
Kitty
Excuse me, but is this your shirt?
(blushing)
:wally
This is sad.
Sad, sad, sad. Padding post counts. For shame!
I would never pad my post count so blatantly…
OK, I can stop now.
::offers Rocket a little smile:: Why thank you, it does happen to be my shirt. I do believe you deserve a reward for that, what do you think? ::winks at him::
Kitty
:rolleyes: Cheaters.
[sub]<–500, here I come![/sub]
WAAAZZZZUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPP???
And the final answer to this mysterious inquiry…
Nooooootttthhhhiiiiiinnnnnnn’. 
Noted