Oh, and…ummm…shame!
Bite me, ChiefScott
Bri
how many do i have now?
Better make another post, I’ve been feeling uninspired lately.
Oh well.
I, for one, will not take part in this blatant attempt to was precious space on the SD.
Anyone up for some dodgeball?
:fires ball into crowd… ummm, heads up guys:
Not I…no way…hmmmmcan’t post twice within 60 seconds…this is going to be tuffer than I thot.
Strange words I wish I knew the meaning of:
blurn
creeg
plaz
nerk
wazza
frabba
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Dr. Evil sings the Blues.
A poem honoring ChiefScott
There once was an American Sailor,
Who wished he had a better tailor,
His pants were too baggy,
His connection, kinda laggy,
But atleast his nuts weren’t saggy.
I’m supposed to be working but instead I’m jeopardizing my job to pad my post count… if I get caught and get fired, it’s gonna be your ass Silo!
A poem honoring PepperlandGirl
A wacky girl was she,
Full of life and brie,
Cheese you say?..that doesn’t make sense,
It doesn’t have to…cause she found it by the fence.
Since boredom has taken over . . . you’re getting poetry. Then I’ll go back to work. Really.
I clothed myself in life
Wrapped myself up in it
Bound myself to it
and it robbed me of peace
and security and
Left a gaping void of desire and
Whet my appetite with love
and exuberance and
Drove me to jump and
Dive and spin
Until I was much too dizzy to stop.
BITE ME!
Thank, I’ve always wanted to yell that to a crowd of people.
Vocabulary word/words of the day.
phocomelia - Gross underdevelopment of extremities such that the hands and feet are attached close to the body, resembling flippers of a seal.
phocomelus - a person w/ phocomelia.
More to come.
A poem honoring JimmyNipples
He was pretty easy going, light of heart,
Some on the boards even thought he was kinda smart,
Still others thought he was evil and dark,
The truth about JimmyNipples is plain to see,
He’s a breast man Baby!!! and he sniffs his own farts.
Well, how on earth am I suppposed to follow THAT?
I need a vacation. sigh
I’m eating a cruller right now. Mmmm…crullers.
Wow, what a great idea! Just what I needed. You shouldn’t have. Uh, wait, yes you should’ve. This will really brighten my day now. Just wish it would stop raining outside so I could do something. Hey, wait, has anybody seen the meteor shower? Supposed to get really good Friday night/Saturday morning. You should go see it sometime. Gotta go for now. Bye!!
Damn. This only gets me to 99.