Ok, let me take gross advantage of your good natures and relay this to you. Please feel free to comment anyway you like upon it. I need a reality check.
Yesterday at or around 11 am, the cat vomited on the master bedroom carpet (beige carpet, camel colored vomit with undigested food noted. Simon did it on TH’s side of the room. No, I didn’t tell Simon to!). The master BR is right off the family room (we don’t have a TV in our bedroom).
At or around 1230 or so, said vomit is noted by me and cleaned up. The mess is picked up with t.p. and dumped into the toilet, which decides to not flush. (dontcha hate it when it just swirls around and then doesn’t DO anything? Me too). I am at a loss as to what to do about the stain and decide to ignore it for a bit.
At or around 3pm, I decide on warmish water mixed with white vinegar and place semi-soaked rags of that mixture over the 3 stains. Promptly forget about them. Start to watch The Savages about 530pm. Good movie.
At or around 7pm, TH arrives home. We exchange vague pleasantries and he eats his dinner. He enters the bedroom which is apparently a portal beyond Alice’s looking glass or rabbit hole…
TH: What’s with the rags on the floor?
Me: Oh, Simon puked and I was treating the stains. It was only food. It’s probably ready to be blotted and stuff now. <continues to watch movie as there are only 10 minutes left>
TH: So, Simon got a mouse?
Me: No, it was just undigested food and vomit. I’ll clean it up in a minute.
TH: It looks to me like a mouse.
Me: What? Oh-- No, that’s old paint (barn red) on the rag. The cat ate too fast and lost its lunch.
TH: It could have been a mouse.
Me (increasingly irate): NO. The rest of the mess is in the toilet because the stuff wouldn’t flush down. I broke the plunger, btw, trying to get it to go down.
TH(said disparagingly): It was a mouse. I don’t see why you don’t think it’s a mouse. <moves off> (calls from kitchen)–it could have come from the mousehole in the kitchen.
Me: Why do I talk to you? <said under my breath> (aloud) what mousehole?
TH: the one that they always get in through.
Me: that was sealed when we redid the kitchen. There is no mousehole in the kitchen now…
NONE of this was jocular or in humor. He is put out that I am saying he is wrong that it is not mouse remains. I am baffled and irritated by his lack of well, listening and believing me in such a stupid thing. There is no blood, no guts, no fur–there is NO mouse. Only Iam’s weight control cat food(partially digested), white vinegar, stained rage, a broken plunger and me.
Thoughts? And how about a big WTF?
Note: the vinegar and the long time soaking did the trick–no stains. The red paint did not bleed into the carpet. In fact, I can come up with no concrete reason why TH is insisting that our cat caught a mouse.