"The Producers"

Cafe Society
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[whining voice on]
I wanna see it! I wanna see it NOW! NOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOW!!!

<ahem>
Thank you.

I made the mistake of buying the soundtrack this weekend. It’s everything I hoped for and more, which means that I only want to see the show more than ever. Unfortunately, since I’m a minor, live nowhere near New York and probably couldn’t get a ticket if I knew Mel Brooks himself, it doesn’t look like I’ll ever get a chance to see it. At least, not with Nathan Lane and Matthew Broderick.

So, anybody out there seen it? Care to gloat, and make me feel worse? Because the masochistic side of me really wants you to, just so I can somehow try to live vicariously through your experiences.

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Hey, I live in New York and apparently don’t stand a chance of getting a ticket before Broderick and Lane’s contracts are up, so don’t feel bad.

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Forgive me for being a total smartass, but it’s not a soundtrack, it’s a cast recording. I’m done. Thanks.