The Question Game

Wouldn’t it make more sense to put the chili in the canned food aisle?

Why do they put the orange juice next to the milk?

Don’t they both come in quarts…kinda like elephants and whales?

Did you not know that a whale isn’t really a fish ?

You caught a fish that was how big?

Didn’t you get the picture of it I sent?

Why should I be bothered to look at it?

Can u repeat the question again ?

Weren’t you listening?

What?

Aren’t femme guys hot?

Are those… boobs?

What did you think they were?

Can I touch them?

Have you no shame?

Is that a “no”, then?

Are you going to buy me dinner first?

Is that you, Tina?

Do you like her better than me?

When are you going to quit whining and bring me my beer?