The Question Game

What time does hell freeze over, again?

Does anyone really know what time it is? Does anyone really care?

Why are you getting existential on me?

What is the meaning of life anyways?

Do you think you could understand it?

Do you think you could explain it?

By the way, what is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Do you think 12 kph is correct?

Would I be writing this “F” on your paper if I did?

Do you diddle your Mother with that hand?

How would you like a one-way ticket to the principal’s office, smart guy?

Would you go copulate with yourself?

Do you honestly think I’d ever leave the house if I could do that?

Can I watch you try?

Isn’t it a bit late for that sort of thing?

Isn’t the old saying, “better late than never”?

Who said that?

Wasn’t it someone relying on the rhythm method?

Why do you ask?

Is it blue?