Can we just order in some hookers instead?
Do you still have the number?
What, you think I’d lose something like that?
Can we use your charge card?
Why should I pay for it?
Isn’t it part of your monthly budget?
Shouldn’t we buy some protection first?
Or is that provided?
Do you have condoms in mind, or some big guy named Bruno?
Is Bruno expensive?
What would you class as expensive?
Taking Paris Hilton shopping, maybe?
Wait- why the sexism? Why does it have to be Bruno?
What about getting a big girl named Helga?
Wouldn’t she want to join in?
Wouldn’t that null the protection?
Don’t you think Bruno would be better?
Would you think $200.00 too much?
Why do you have so many questions?
Is that too many?
Do you damn a man for being curious?
Wouldn’t you have just as many?
Oh, am I persona non grata all of a sudden? Can you just fly straight past my immaculately crafted responses, now?
Did you really think that was well crafted?
Are you even chipping in for the “entertainment”?
Do you see now where you’ve gone wrong?
Could you spell it out for me?
TheVioletCreep, must you ask three or four questions at a time?
Must you question my methods?!