The question game

Why shouldn’t you?

Why are we all arguing? Can’t we all just be friends?

Isn’t that asking a wee bit too much? Or am I being negative again?

If you were, would that really be a problem ?

Who was in my house?

Is it kitty time yet?

If so, should I be saying “Hello, kitty”?

Why, is she a Dope member?

Won’t she just attract more tourists?

What do you have against our** lovely **tourists?

(jali frantically pulling out souveniers to sell)

Have you got a license to sell those?

Is it up to date?

And do you have a license for that monkey?

Would your baby like a banana?

Does your dog bite?

Are you saying my dog is a pussycat?

Where did everybody go?

What’s new, pussycat?

Whoa, whoa, whoa, what just happened here?
(See how I did that there?)

So are you gonna answer my question?