Did I kill this?
SSG Schwartz
You can’t let me win, can you?
Do you want us to?
If I say please, will you?
How trustworthy do you think I am?
How far can I throw you?
If I told you I was 12 stone soaking wet, would that help your calculations?
How much does that weigh in tissues?
Are we talking luxury triple ply, or economy single?
If I carried the nine, added two and multiplied by 14, that would add up to what?
How full of shit are you?
Are you an expert on excrement? What do they call people who are obsessed with faeces?
Faescists?
Where can you go from there, really?
SSG Schwartz
Wow, I thought you guys would go home for the holidays, guess I was wrong, huh?
What took you so long to “get it”?
Get what?
Who or what’s what?
Was there a joke I missed?
Is this your first time?