So we’re Jewish Cockneys now?
Oi vey, you don’t say?
Care for some chopped liver, guv’nor?
You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me? How you doin?
SSG Schwartz
Is this reality?
Did you know Freddie Mercury was born on Zanzibar?
Are they proud of him in Zanzibar?
Where the hell is Zanzibar?
Isn’t that their National Motto?
SSG Schwartz
If it isn’t, it really should be, don’t you think?
Does nothing *really *matter?
Are we still here?
What do you mean we, kemosabe?
So it’s like that, is it? * stomps off in a huff *
Why leave in a huff, when I can call you a cab?
Why call a cab when you can leave in a snit?
SSG Schwartz
What snit for me?
Snot sure, are you?
Hey, where’d everyone go?
I’m here, aren’t I?