Are you always this awkward a customer?
Can you really tell it’s my first time?
You really want to win this, don’t you?
Oh, I don’t care one way or the other, y’know?
Are you always so easy going?
Are you just flattering me, or do you really think I am?
What would you like?
Are you actually grovelling?
Aren’t you a tad bit optimistic?
Eeeek - does it matter I’m so late?
No, since you arrived just in time to see fisha grovelling, didn’t you?
Does anybody really know what time it is?
Can I join the party too?
Can you hang with the big boys?
Why don’t you tell me if this’ll measure up?
Don’t you know I’m very well-hung? Isn’t that the kind of measuring-up that you meant? Should one of us be embarassed?
With what you’ve got, why should I be embarrased? 
Have you no shame?
Am I supposed to be still grovelling?
Have you been naughty?