A third FB friend has posted that ridiculous photo making the rounds that on 3/20 FB is going to go totally religion-free. All three of these people are on each other’s feeds, and the third person SURELY must have seen my link to Snopes on the previous two posts; I have no idea why each of them fell for it in such a ridiculous, over-the-top manner, weeks apart. Regardless of how it happened, it’s annoying as fuck.
Wow. I haven’t seen that, but it sounds annoying. Whether you’re religious or not.
Thank you for this suggestion. I talked to the fire chief today, and he really wanted to burn it down. I warned him about the floors and about the piles of stuff which made him sound happier.
Tony’s good with the idea, my husband thinks its great that I found a workaround to getting the floors fixed, and the fire chief has said that the fires will announced on the radio and in the newspaper so people can come and see how fast a fire trap like that can go up. Its a total win and I truly do thank you.
That is so the truth! I once spilled seed beads in my car and thought I’d cleaned them up. Years later, after many washings and vacuuming’s, I gave the car to Tony. About a month after that, Tony gave me a baggie with 5 beads that he had found in the car.
Yeah, especially since neither of them can be arsed to park in front of their own houses.
Only problem with that is I wouldn’t know which neighbor’s car would end up running over them. The neighbors to the east have never parked across my driveway, or put one car in the middle of the two car space, or moved my garbage cans so they can park there, causing me to back into one of said cans because I hadn’t noticed it had been moved. The neighbors across the street have done all of those.
I’m not even going to attempt to start getting into it. Suffice it to say that my life right now consists of 47,000 pounds of pure unadulterated ass, and it’s only going to get worse for a long, long time before I can entertain any hope of a turnaround.
Oh great! I’m really glad my off the cuff suggestion was useful 
I hope it’s a lovely bonfire and teaches a lot of people a lot of things!
This made my day (not tough to do unfortunately … ) because I love that they think to throw in a community-education bonus. Also, and I know this gets thrown around a lot, but
put that shit on YouTube!
Wow. Dude’s got good eyes!
I am in an incredibly bad mood today - my head is killing me (it’s the weather - I’ve taken all the painkillers I can) and the person I’m spending the day with is being particularly obnoxious. I don’t even want to speak to him. Today just needs to go away.
Last year we had a guy pay for cookies with dimes. I kept telling him “it’s okay - you don’t have to buy any!” but he was no doubt overcome by the cuteness (and ridiculous enthusiasm) of the 5 Sparks on his doorstep. I’m sure he was coming up with the money to ensure we would all go away…
Or possibly insurance that you would never come back…
Sweet! Take THAT, red tape!
(((Smeghead))) Hoping for a turn-around. Will I go to hell if I ask if 47,000 pounds of adulterated ass would be better?
(((Missy2U))) May your head feel better.
I have a new gate that needs to be painted before it rains again. It’s 3/4 primed and 1/2 painted and I’ve been absolute crap at making the time to finish.
I hate it when news stories/headlines have multiple negatives, such as “Local politician goes back on his plan to thwart opposition to anti-gun laws” or some such. Well okay, it’s never as bad as that example I made up, but you get the idea - it can be confusing.
I actually want to hear more about their fighting. Are they being passive aggressive and running out to park in “their” spot? Are they shouting at each other, ohhh…maybe you will get to see them having fisticuffs in the middle of the street. Runs off to make popcorn.
I am honestly very grateful for your suggestion. I would have never thought about it and I’m really the only one who cared to get the mess cleaned up. Well, and the neighbors. I’m sure they will be much happier looking at an empty lot.
I don’t think that any of us will be there to watch. Tony doesn’t have an emotional connection to the place anymore. I do know that from talking to the fire chief, they love burning structures down and post the vids on their webpages. I’m pretty sure its on YouTube as well.
So, today, I was walking Buttercup and a lady with a leashed Pomeranian was walking towards us. I pulled Buttercup close, the lady pulled her very pretty dog close and the Pom BARKED at Buttercup. Buttercup ran behind me and cowered behind my legs. :smack:
Well, maybe. Could be a “princess-and-the-pea” thing, and he’s got an extraordinarily sensitive tush.
Take it off the hinges and bring it into the garage to finish.
If you’re worried about security, dig a pit where the gate goes.
Be sure to fill it in before you try to re-hang the gate.
I’m afraid it wasn’t all that interesting! 
One of the girls that lives in the house next door (GND) parked in front of our house and as she was getting out of the car, one of the girls from across the way (GAW) came over and told her that she needed to park elsewhere because so and so was coming home and was going to need to park there. GND said she was only going to be a minute and besides, why couldn’t so and so use their driveway? GAW said that such and such would be parking there when he got home from work, so GND said what about in front of your house? I WISH I’d caught that part because I never have figured out why they can’t park in front of their own house. But GND was heading towards her front door and by then they were too far away for me to hear clearly, tho I know it went on for a bit more because I could hear their voices. And then GAW went steaming back home.
Not that it mattered, since GND was true to her word and gone quickly. I just thought it a bit ironic that they were arguing about parking in front of my house, in front of me.
I was sure you were going to say that she should put alligators in the pit …
Not a bad idea, but I didn’t want to appear to be unfairly favoring gators over scorpions, bears, wild boars, or yappy doglets…
There are several Chihuahuas in the neighborhood that I could donate …
My husband calls chihuahuas “a rat on a string.” 
And it’s snowing again. This is the winter that never ends…
March is our snowiest month. When it snows in April and May, that’s when I complain.
I’ll be damned if my mom didn’t get a chihuahau. I was fully prepared to hate the rat thing, but it is the friendliest, cuddliest mostly quiet (at least when we visit) little thing. And my kids love it.