Somebody needs to tell this guy that the lawyer’s just a warm up. If the guy doesn’t cave, then Neil’s going to play hardball and sic Buzz after him! 
Wouldn’t it be great if 3000, er, Lebanonese[?] signed a petition promising that they wouldn’t be this asshat’s customer until he signs the dough over to a charity of Armstrong’s choice?
"Mr. Armstrong, you’re a U.S. Senator and I’m just a barber that doesn’t make a whole heck of a lot. Might I ask, sir, if it would be okay if I sold a lock of your hair and gave half to the charity of your choice or mine and kept the rest?
Because I’d never go behind your back in an advantageous, sneaky fashion."
Methinks Armstrong is not going to split hairs.
Not even in a Blue Moon!
I think you have Neil confused with John Glenn, who used to be a senator from Ohio.
http://www.senate.gov/general/contact_information/senators_cfm.cfm
Whew. For a second I was wondering what rock I lived under where I had not heard that Armstrong was elected Senator!
Can you imagine the campaign?
Opponent: I will work to cut dividend taxes and bring Industry X to our fair city!
Armstrong: [Dave Chapelle]I walked on the moon, bitch![/Dave Chapelle]
The Rape of the Lock. Never heard of the poem before. Then my wife reads it me last night from her English lit. history book. Today it is a thread title.
What are the odds?
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That’s one small snip from a man…
…one giant lawsuit for mankind.
Ha! Hoarded hair!