I like it.
Fresh, spazmotic and representing, I feel, how our brains truly operate when the National Shit on You Personally Day rolls around for its tri-annual crapfestarama.
Aren’t we all a little to emotionally constipated?
I say we all uncork our mental anus and just spew.
Q.E.D., good call. Frivolous lawsuits cost everyone. It’s sick what we pay for simple insurance and medical care because so many must lay blame for misfortune.
sublight, speaking as an American of French (through Canadian) ancestry: No. No, and Fuck No. Don’t want him. France doesn’t want him? Fine! Send him to California! Uh, wait a minute…
Well, shit. Never mind.
Mind if I take this as an away message? I’ll give you proper credit, of course. I know several kids who have soccer moms (soccer mom mothers?) and I would like to see how they react to this. Hee!
TO DO TODAY:
mmmmm, MILFs. Send them over, I’m ready to help them with the a few parts of that.
Ye gods, I just got the worst mental image of my future mother in law doing this. Ew. ::cringes::
Ahh, that rant felt good.
After hearing about ‘tittygate’ for the thousandth time, I just had to blow off some steam and my ‘issues’ all followed suit.
But, I DO apologize to Sublight. I wouldn’t wish Jacko on my worst enemy…well, maybe it would be useful to send him to the Taliban.
And thanks Green Bean! That was the funniest thing I’ve read in a long time!!
Apology cordially accepted, beajerry, although we wouldn’t mind one of those tittygate things you’ve got over there. They sound like they’d look real nice with the new picket fence we just put up.
Dear God in heaven.
Newsweek? Have some standard, girl!
I would have no problem whatsoever telling them to fuck off. I imagine it’s hard to resist robbing that armored truck they’re unloading too, but somehow I manage. :rolleyes:
Well, if the insurance companies are raising my rates because of claims by somebody else, then I would be a damn fool not to sue when ever the opportunity arises.
I love the two wrongs REALLY does make it right mentality. Do you know what your doing to Sartre? Its hard work turning over in your grave. “Man is condemned to be free; because once thrown into the world, he is responsible for everything he does.” Therefore you spilled the coffee its your own damn fault you got burned. Suck it up and move on.
I have the solution. All celebrities should be required to bare their breasts at every opportunity. Then everybody would become used to it and it would be No Big Deal.
You may want to re-think this. There are some celebrities whose bare breasts would be a Very Big Deal, and not in a good way. For example, from the Simpsons:
"I was a fool to think that anyone would want nude photos of Whoopi Goldberg"As long as you try to suck some dick while you are out there.
It is neither wrong for the insurance company to raise rates, nor for a claimant to file a lawsuit when the company refuses to pay. The system is working as it is designed; when two parties disagree over the terms of a contract (insurance policy) the court is the proper place to decide the outcome.
Insurance companies are supposed to pay out when losses are incurred; that is their business. Now if you think it would be a good a idea to insulate them from having to actually take responsibilty for the risks the said they would assume, I guess you don’t extend the concept of accepting the consequences of one’s actions to insurance companies. They said they would accept the risk, the courts defined the risk, and they should pay. It is not up to you or the insurance company to define what is or is not a frivolous lawsuit; that’s why we have courts. Suck it up and move on.
Well perhaps my premiums wouldn’t be so fucking high if you cockswizzles would stop suing everyone willly nilly.
Our society has totally lost the concept of personal responsibility.
I’m willing to bet I will not laugh that hard again today. Thank You Very, Very, Much, Sublight…I just got busted…! 
The fact that you admit to having insurance puts you in that lot with the rest of us. By paying money to someone else to assume the risks of modern life, you are passing that responsibility to someone else. When the insurance company refuses to pay for losses caused by policyholders, the claimant is forced to take it to court. Why is it when I refuse to pay my bills, I am a deadbeat, but when an insurance company refuses to pay its bills, they are just looking out for their policyholders? Double standards, anyone?
What the hell are you talking about? I can’t get pissed because some asshole slips on a curb and sues the closest homeowner for 5 million?
I overheard a lady talking to my manager at a job a few years ago. She was a local, and would stop by and shoot the shit every once in awhile. One day she came in with a bandage on her nose, and was telling him that she went to visit a friend, and when entering the building walked into the glass door and broke her nose. She said she didn’t see it, and how they should have a sticker on it, and yep, that she was suing. I went up and asked her how could she not see a glass door? I explained to her that there is a big difference between a glass door and an invisble door (which would look like no door). Didn’t she wonder why the doorknob was floating 3 feet off the ground? :rolleyes:
I finished by telling her she was a part of the problem and any normal person would have looked around, hoped no one saw their dumbass walk into a door, and gotten the hell out of there.
Yes, I kept my job in case your wondering.