The Real Howard Stern is Engaged

I’m listening this morning. He gave girlfriend Beth O. an engagement ring yesterday. 5.2 carats, emerald cut. Awww!

So how much crap are they giving him? I listened every day when he was free, and he swore up and down he’d never get married again. I imagine Gary, Robin and Artie are having a field day.

Oh, yes, a field day indeed. And they’re teasing him that he’ll have a kid now too.

I never listen to Stern. Does he express political objections to diamonds?
I would love if we, culturally, could get away from the fascination with diamonds. I like the idea of a wealthy big celebrity proposing with an emerald, just wondering if he’s made it a topic of conversation on his show.

A representative from the DeBeers Galactic Empire would like to have a word with you. He finds your lack of faith in diamonds … disturbing.

The conflict diamond issue did come up.

BTW, it’s an emerald cut diamond not an emerald.

I don’t think it’s an emerald–it’s a diamond in an emerald cut. See here

Isn’t “emerald cut” a type of cut diamond? As opposed to round, princess, oval, etc.? I just assumed it was a diamond ring, emerald cut.
Didn’t see those on preview…

I love an emerald cut with trillion sides. And Howard.