The chemtrails thread was okay, but this is much better. My favorite part was the argument that because you need faith to believe in Jesus, we should take it on faith that the Texas Chainsaw Massacre was real. I wonder if he discussed that with his pastor?
Second for me are the repeated declarations that he’s done with this board.
Well, that part came true. 
This was brilliant, in a thread that is a trainwreck of hilarity, this got me to laugh hardest.
Dang! I missed all the fun. All you meanies harping on the spelling and grammar and realism always alienate people before they come out with the really good stuff. You need to give 'em more rope.
This was a rather amusing thread.
So, THAT’S how you get banned around here.
This is just brilliant.
What I often want to ask these conspiracy theorists, however, is why I should march on Washington. Sure, i think there are secrets that the government is keeping from me, and I think the rich run the world, and a bunch of other stuff…
but on the other hand, there’s good on on my table, and money left over for luxuries, and my life is pretty decent. Life would have to get a hell of a lot worse for me to consider ousting the entire federal government.
But, this whole thread has been interesting all the same.
What about the hellhounds? Why no love for the hellhounds?
Apparently you’re unfamiliar with the concept of coincidence. I’d say that Mr./Mrs./Miss Jeet Kune Do just suffers from a really bad case of bad luck.
What happened to the bats??? Are they still in those caves?? Who is feeding them blood now? So many questions…
-XT
I’m guessing there won’t be a “Why were Big D Ron/Jeet Kune Do banned?” thread in ATMB.
I miss him / her already.
Be patient.
No, Jeet Kune Do claimed she was the girlfriend of Big D Ron, so it’s hardly a coincidence she chose a name from his post. Of course, why she chose something about him instead of about her is still unexplained. Unless she’s also a Jeet Kune Do [del]master[/del] practitioner? That’s where they met, getting tossed around the dojo? Too much thinking.
We will never forget them! 'Dopers…no matter what happens, we must never forget. Big D Ron, Jeet Kune Do, go for now, but never fear…WE WILL FIND YOU!!!
sniffle
/end Last of the Mohicans moment
Ok, who’s up for beer and pizza??
-XT
Big D Ron struck me as very much…a Ron.
WHAT?! You don’t believe that a pin-head who can’t string together even a single coherent sentence has SAT scores double those of everyone on the board? Or that his sweet, sweet, Jeet Kune Do practicing girlfriend is getting a “Doctoratern in psychology and a masters in bussiness” despite the fact that she’s also semi-illiterate?
You are being overly harsh. He did say he was tired. He didn’t sleep well at that Holiday Inn last night…
-XT
Raises Jeet Kune Do fist of fury.
He should have stayed at the Holiday Inn Express. Thems peoples is smart.
Well, they are hard to house train.
Apparently there actually is something called Jeet Kune Do. It was started by Bruce Lee, who authorized three people to teach it. I only followed a couple of links, so I can’t tell if they never use the title ‘Master’, but they do have people who are authorized or claim to be teachers.
There is much talk about it being a philosophy and an experiential process, rather than a style; so they may avoid using the title ‘Master.’ I would assume that you’d have to be a small em master in order to qualify to teach it, though.