easy… wear the shirt and nothing else… tie it up like a halter-top if possible.
Start stripping in protest every time you see a customer. Or encourage your fellow workers to join you in a naked picket line outside your work. Either of these methods should get management’s attention. You should hand out cards with your home phone numbers - in case any customers like what they see and want to see more!
How often should I call my mother?
How often should you call your mother what?
Is that a question, or an answer?
How often should you call your mother?
No matter how often she’ll always think it’s not often enough.
Then she’ll probably say “Sure you’ve got plenty of time to spend on the SDMB talking about fancy-schmantzy theories about appendix transplants, Guam’s seasonal barometric pressure variations or Rin Tin Tin’s sexual orientation but do you find time to talk to your mother ? No.”
You just can’t win.
Every time you masturbate. Nothing says, “I love you, Mummy” like pulling the pud whilst on the phone with Mater.
How do I housetrain my dog?
Regards,
Shodan
Lay sod down in your bathroom. Whenever you go to the toilet, bring the dog. Soon, the dog will associate grass with bathroom functions.
How do I avoid getting banned from the SDMB?
Don’t post anything.
If you do feel compelled to post, do not, on any account, disagree with previous posters, especially if they are moderators.
Be afraid! Be very afraid!!!