This reminded me of a RL insurance case my BIL just dealt with, where some frat boys decided to fire off some bottle rockets, using one guy’s nether orifice as a missile silo, as 'twere. They then decided this epic event should be captured for posterity (posteriority?), but when the bottle rocket went off, it so startled the videographer that he fell off the porch of the frat house. So he sued the university for negligence. 
Have I ever told y’all the story of how my high school’s JCL (Junior Classical League) club made the state convention change the catapult competition rules? It was back in nineteen hundred and ninety-seven and we all decided to enter the catapult competition. The rules said that we had to propel a potato a certain number of feet. So we built a potato cannon. Hey, if the Romans had the technology they would have done it, right?
We stalwart few brought the potato cannon to UNC Chapel Hill (ptui) and lugged it to the catapult field. And, lo, we did win the competition hands down. But a dark shadow did fall across our victory in the form of The Judges. And the judges did look down upon the potato cannon as it was not historically accurate. And the rules were consulted, but the specifications of the propelling action were unclear. And it was that the next year the rules were rewritten to specify that the propelling action had to take place in historically-accurate catapult form.
This is part of the reason why I can’t stand UNC Chapel Hill (ptui). Rules lawyers, all of 'em.
Evening! The relocation has started…I have signed the next raft of paperwork and I meet with my relocation coordinator tomorrow. I am betting I know the policies better than she does.
We went out for dinner as neither of us had the brain power to pull together a meal. Now it is wine o’clock.
I missed something up thread…potato cannons…Barbie…wah-huh?
Also ignoring anything fish pun related…but I am looking at you NOL:dubious:
You can’t ignore anyFIN fish pun related
I hate punsters
Yes, I do
I hate punsters,
and I hate…
poo?
Stew?
rule?
Was that really Winnie back there? Haven’t seen you in ages! Hi!
We have internet again! Yay! (Well, it’s been back since last night.) Cable guy rewired from the pole to my house. In the dark. Srsly.
I am neither a potato-cannon user nor a fish-punster.
But I am sad about Opal. 
Lots to do this week - irk is being very irksome.
Should fall asleep so that I have some measure of energy for tomorrow.
Hugs all.
GT
Substitute Pumkin’s for taters & you have all sorts of different categories of propelling them. First weekend after Halloween, in the ass-end of Delaware. It’s been featured on Discovery channel, but like fireworks, tis much better live than on TV. Yes, the air category is ½ to 3/4 of a mile launch! :eek: I could be talked into going again.
Good Mornin’ Y’all! Up and caffienatin’. YAWN 'Tis 46 Amurrkin out with a predicted high of 63 for the day. We are promised, as I mentioend before, upper 70s for Sattidy. I’m ready for that to happen now.
That was a winnie sightin’ gt. Come back winnie!
And now this…
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HAAAPPPYYY BIIIRRRTTTHHHDDDAAAYYY TOOOOOO YOUUUUUU!!!
HAAAPPPYYY BIIIRRRTTTHHHDDDAAAYYY TOOOOOO YOUUUUUU!!!
HAAAPPPYYY BIIIRRRTTTHHHDDDAAAYYY DEEEAAARRR NNNAAAVVVAAA!!!
HAAAPPPYYY BIIIRRRTTTHHHDDDAAAYYY TOOOOOO YOUUUUUU!!!
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Now I need more caffiene and rumbly tummy wants to be fed. Then, alas, irk purtification must commence.
Happy Hump Day Y’all!
Feliz cumpleaños, Nava!
Blurf.
Happy birthday, Nava. I’m still so blurfy that I don’t have the energy to say it any fancier.
Happy Nava Day!!!
I had a good sleep and I returned to a mettric buttload of work this morning. So don’t distract me! 
Happy !#$&%#^%&@(* Wednesday…
Off work at 11pm? Check!
Asleep by 2:30am (which is a bit early for me)? Check!
Awake at 6am to go back to work? Fuck! Er, I mean Check!
¡Feliz cumpleaños!
Alles Gute zum Geburtstag!
Happy birthday!
Hope you have a great day, Nava.
Early. First of 3 long days at work. Irksome.
Hugs all.
GT
Ahh Pukin Chunkin quite probably best sport ever conceived:D:D
ETA: HAPPY BIFDAY NAVA!!!
Well, personally, I’m not a big fan of pukin’ in chunks but to each his or her own.
Go me - I just produced the schematic history of 14 drawings in just over an hour. I haz mad skillz!!! 
Too bad I can’t go home for 7 more hours…
So we can expect 98 more over the next seven hours. Get crackin’!
heh - I don’t even have 98 more that could be done - it’s not that big a program.
Nope, now I’m going to re-do everything I did yesterday that was somehow lost in the ether. Fortunately, it should be a fairly quick process… I hope…
Feliz cumpleaños, Nava!