The Reamings Will Continue Until Morale Improves

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Some of you may remember me telling the tale of the woman who lives above me, who for some time last spring was getting some dick…hard…in every room in her apartment, at all hours of the night.

It was shockingly loud and quite…unnerving.

Well, I felt bad for posting about her because then she seemingly went through a dry spell and I felt that in some cosmic way, I had jinxed her.

Well, stand back honky cat. She’s getting laid again. Daily, nightly, afternoonly. In her livingroom, bathroom and once in a while the bedroom.

She’s also a screamer. And I mean…SCREAMER. And let me say this without fear of contradiction…this chick is getting HAMMERED. I’m genuinely afraid they’re going to come through the ceiling, naked and sweaty, still thrusting while Boy and I watch The Simpsons.

In fact, we turned off the t.v. to listen to it the other night. THE DOG WAS SCARED and SHAKING. She retreated to another room because of the noise.

And then, last night…the grand finale (I can only hope…although it IS Friday)…I heard her stomping around her bed (or maybe him) in heavy heavy boots. There’s no way they could be anything else…and then…the nailing.

MY GOD THE NAILING. Hard, fast, deep, long.

Real long. Boy found it interesting for a while and then went to bed. I found it FASCINATING at how long this guy lasted! I mean, I’m talking a good half hour of quick pace thrusting with only minimal pauses. And the screams, and groans.

I was…a little aroused, I must say.

But I know I could never compete.

I hope I didn’t jinx her again. Carry on my crazy flat mate…ride 'em high!

jar

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Viagra and crank… Bad combination for the neighbors! :smiley:
::runs away, laughing evilly::

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You should record it some time and then leave the tape outside her door or in her mailbox.

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Frankly, I feel I should ask her for pointers!

That chick is getting nailed like there’s no tomorrow!

jar

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Shouldn’t that be ** The Rimmings Will Ccontinue Until Morale Improves ** ? :smiley:

:: d&r::

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Wouldn’t it be funny if there was noone else?

‘Nah, that was my 16x4" V-8 powered plunging vibrator. Sorry I bothered you.’

(Glad someone’s getting it!)

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I’m a guy and it hurt me to think about that sort of thing going into a woman!:eek:

jarbaby, why not have Boy and you try to outlast them some night?

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The lady in the apartment right next to mine gets laid like a heavy duty slab of concrete on an (seemingly) hourly basis. Her man stays the night 90% of the time and they engage in some Olympic caliber genital wrestling. I thought it mere myth, but I actually heard her partner use the phrase “Who’s your daddy?” This particular partner has been around longest of all her paramours, most usually lasting a few weeks. I’m just glad that another human is sooooooooo happy.
Did that sound bitter?

Ah, the joys of long term commitment to a sexual camel.

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I have lived in a few appartments but never near a screamer. Imagine if you had your parents over for supper, or worse had small children around…

“Daddy, why is she making so much noise?”
“That’s the noise she makes when she’s happy”
“Why don’t you and mommy make happy noises?”
“(sigh) we used too…”

:slight_smile:

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So why not I say. Go in and ask. Wait for a dry spell, take the boy upstairs and tell them that you are trying to get boy to treat you like what you just heard. Could you get some pointers… visual demonstrations… video tape… It would be funny.

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Reminds me of this:

Couple Upstairs Going At It Again

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Slide a note under her door.

“You’re scaring my dog.”

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Is that WHY my neighbors give me DIRTY looks everyday? <damn…was that outloud?>

The “I Wish” Swampbear has left the thread.

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And YOU can just buy me a new monitor! ROFL!

b.

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jar - Althought this is driving you guys a little around the bend it’s funny as hell. I’ve only run into this kind of problem when I used to stay in motels a lot.

I would have thought you and the boy would have been making lots of noise yourselves last night, had you been watching the Chicago-Edmonton game you could have been cheering like there was no tomorrow when Chicago scored that… lone… goal…

I expect to see you in our special place later telling me how much the Hawks sucked. :slight_smile:

ducks and runs