I have a trashy cunt neighbor whose apparent favorite hobby is having loud screaming matches with her daughter’s boyfriend. I’ve heard more than one of these, but when it happened at 4 the fuck a.m. on a school night, I had officially grown sick of their shit. I regret not having gone out into the hall to find out who these assholes were, but the past is in the past, mistakes were made, and so on. So I figured because she is such an epic piece of trash, this will happen again, and when it does, it is on and crackin’. Weeeellll, it happened again. It’s past fucking midnight, and I have to hear this ugly racist cunt scream at her daughter’s boyfriend at odd hours.
Fortunately, unlike the 4 a.m. incident, I was wearing pants at the time, had just gotten home, so the idea of getting up and going into the hallway wasn’t much of a deal. I told the idiot cunt to knock off the noise, and she responded by telling me how the boy is such a terrible boyfriend, is sporadically employed, etc, none of which I give a fuck about. I give a fuck about not being able to get any goddamn sleep because this dumb cunt won’t shut her fucking cake hole. And of course, being the kind of mangy cunt who would scream at the top of her lungs at 4 in the fucking morning, she didn’t apologize, but instead told me to mind my business, and so what if I called the landlord.
This bitch…
So… I need to launch a campaign to have this lady (using the term loosely here) tossed out or murdered. I KNOW my neighbors have heard this. People in Tahiti have fucking heard this. I now know her name and what unit she lives in and have complained to the landlord. Should I slip notes under my neighbors’ doors identifying this dumb cunt and instructing them to all complain about her? I need to rally them somehow, right? I am 100% certain they’re heard her, and am guessing that they, like I until now, were pissed but didn’t know who the perpetrator was, making it hard to complain. So informing them would be the best route? What can be done, specifically, to rid myself a nuisance neighbor? I don’t want to be the only one complaining to management, lest I seem like someone who just likes to whine. And if I am the only one whining, am I screwed or is there some method of effective complaining?
I am just so sick of this shit, it’s not even funny. I honestly had to restrain the urge to punch a cunt in the face. And I don’t mean this as a matter of expression. I had to say to myself, “My dear, do NOT punch this woman.”
And look, for the record, I am not a Gladys Kravitz. I do not get in people’s shit, I do not call the cops every time I hear a pin drop, I do not peer through my curtains trying to figure out what my neighbors are doing. But these repeated fucking shouting matches at all hours in what used to be a quiet building have raised the my hackles to infinity and then some.
Sorry about the excessive profanity. Well not really, but I am really fucking mad right now and need tactical advice about what to do about this worthless piece of garbage shitting up my building.
:mad: <— This is me right now.